Black Me!

If you wanna pull a opposite Michael Jackson then this is the product for you! When you buy our product you will never regret making this beautiful choice. If you do not see results in 20 minutes or less, well... you messed it up and now your screwed you stupid person. If this happens we will not give any money back to you, because you messed up. If you want to be black then you know this might be a product for you.You can apply and use this in 5 easy steps. Some of our best customers say that they "Love this product" or that they "Wish they had found it before moving to the ghetto". This is sure fire to trick your friends and make them thing you're a new person and that they have never seen or met you before. This is bound to make you a new person, we swear. It will give you a new, sharp, curious, daring, and explosivly sexual persona.

Steps for blacking:

1. Open package and cut open black powder dye
2. Empty dye into basin full of water
3. Dip face, or other body part, into pool of water for about 2 minutes
4. Let face dry for about 15-20 minutes time
5. Look in mirror for desired results

If you do not recieve desired results, we are not responsible for your mistake. We are sorry for any discomfort or long lasting injuries, but the truth is, we just dont care about you and your well being becuase you took the risk you dumb, feather-sucking person. I mean, come on, what kinda un-intelligent person tries to go black, when there is such a definite risk involved, even deadly. But... back to the point, if you want to buy our product you can use the link on this sight, or you can contact us at 1-800-BLACK-ME. On our phone line, the tellers are "helpful". "Black Me" beginners package is only $199.95 and if you are a return customer then you will pay only 49.99 for a re-fil of the black powder mix.

The following is to show what happens before and after Black Me is used

Before	After