NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
By: a guy I don't know and I'm not going to take
credit for writing it.
It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s
not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish
their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen…
until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with
them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they
pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the
asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset
and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love
the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like
she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with
the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been
there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because
he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or
another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they
can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy
isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along.
The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get
attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a
friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children”
about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the
emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The
nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I
am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get
action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has
gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason
why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are
with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore
why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier
with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty
dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade
and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an
asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you
can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are
always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you
cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will
get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice
guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The
girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like
in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you
stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there
are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough
because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys…
they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but
there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the
shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with
respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this;
look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is
the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like.
He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to
it all.