Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups !
What's a frogs favorite flower ?
A croakus !
What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
When is a car like a frog ?
When it's being toad !
What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
An old croak !
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom !
Where do frogs keep their money ?
In a river bank !
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad sandals !