
I woke up early one morning, the earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my windowsill. He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath my covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently lowered the window And crushed his freaking head. I'm not a morning person...