You know you own a Jeep Wrangler when...
*You put on sunscreen before you go driving.
*You get waved to by every other Wrangler driver.
*You hate anyone who drives a wimpy GEO Tracker.
*You spent $2,500 on tires and a lift and STILL want to go bigger!
*You have gloves for winter driving.
*You hate anyone who drives a wimpy Suzuki Samauri.
*In traffic you are higher than all the mortals down below.
*You took off your doors & put down the windshield to go to the grocery store.
*You've been stuck in 5 feet of mud and thought it was so cool that you took pictures!
*You've spent more money improving your Jeep than you paid for it originally.
*You hate anyone who drives a wimpy Kia Sportage.
*The inside of your vehicle has been rained or snowed on.
AND THE #1 WAY TO TELL IF YOU OWN A JEEP WRANGLER..........
*You are the coolest person alive!
