I Hate Abbreviations

Bad Internet Abbreviations Translation (B.I.A.T.-English)

• BBL-Be Back (for my new issue of Teen People) Later
• BRB - Be Right in the Backdoor
• CYA - See You (once I figure out how to type real words)
• B4 - Before I learned these cool expressions, I had to waste precious miliseconds typing actual words
• GTG - Go To Go to (watch Star Trek and listen to Enrique Eglesias)
• LOL - Laughing Out Loud because you said the BSB sucks so you're obviously kidding
• L8R - Later, I have to go take my riddlin
• TTYL - Talk To You Later, as soon as the Hot Five At Nine is over.
• ROTFL- Rolling On The Floor Licking (sac)
• JK - Junior Kindergarten (my level of maturity)
• PPL - People, the ones who won't talk to me in real life
• BSB - (Always take the backstreet) with boys
• TTFN - Ta Ta For Now, I have to go listen to some 98 degrees

Who speaks like this you ask. Well these are......

Note to Visitors: Dumb internet abbreviations benefit no one. Plus they're really annoying. Please refrain from using them at all costs. If you discover that one of your friends is using an improper abbreviation, please beat them senseless with an aluminum baseball bat until you have made your intentions clear. If this form of persuasion does not succeed, you may be forced to confiscate their computer (and possibly their stereo) (as long as it's a good one) (they won't care anyway, they're probably unconscious). Thank You for your assistance,
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