The Gene Parmesan* Website

What does this site have to offer to the average American?

Holy Crap! Real Pictures!
Here are detailed descriptions of all my adventures
Here are some of my friends...and mortal enemies!
Here's some useful facts and other mindless trivia.
My claim to fame website that I did not make
Credits are due

* Some names have been changed to protect the innocent and to allow profession persuit. Last updated 5-1-06 Just a reminder, pancake breakfast at my place served with harvey wallbangers every satarday at 11am.