Rule #2: We have a large and unusual array of drinks! If you should order a unique drink that you had on your honeymoon, and it doesn't taste the same..... don't complain. Things taste different on a honeymoon, and anyways the honeymoon's over, buster!
Rule #3: (Check Cashing) the management will accept your check, providing you leave your dinner guest, watch, fur coat, or car keys and registration as collateral, wives or husbands are not acceptable; in other words - No Checks!