Hello, whoever you are, and welcome to the land of my insanity. Or my web page. But land of my insanity sounds so much cooler! All hail Heather, the Gloriously Insane!
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe
There is no point or theme to this web page, so don't get too excited. If you do, I refuse to be responsible for the consequences. This is basically my first attempt at creating a web page, and yes, I'm sure you know much more about it. I know it sucks and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Because what I lack in computer literacy, I more than make up for in brilliance, intelligence, coolness (or do I mean weirdness?), and most of all modesty!
Excellent. For those of you who don't know me (although I can't imagine how you got here if you don't!), excellent is one of my favorite words. It's addictive, too, and contagious, so watch out! *evil laugh* Speaking of evil things, eventually I'll figure out how to create links and you'll be able to visit my Things That Go Bump In The Night page- here!
This is my pet dragon, Bluebell, who I adopted. Isn't she adorable?
Well, so far I haven't figured out exactly how I'm going to organize this page, or even if I'm going to organize it at all, but I know I'm going to have to have an about the author.
So there it is. Excellent. I'm a huge art fan, too, so here's some cool artwork.
I know there are lots of more technologically advanced websites, but I appreciate your being here. Oh, you're not here? You like their websites better? Well fine then! I guess it's just me and Mo. That's the monkey who lives on my head.
Hmmm... i'm not sure what else i'm gonna put in this page. So i think i'll just ramble on. One of my main concerns is the rights of doughnut holes. Doughnut holes are often totally unappreciated. This has been made very clear to me after several conversations with certain people (*ahem* STU!!!). Therefore, i think it is time that someone created a page for doughnut hole rightists!
One of the most important things in my life is my friends , so read about them. If you consider yourself one of them and are not there, don't be insulted.
"I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. - Scott Adams
This page will be forever under construction. If you have any graphics which you think represent you, send them to me. My email address is at the bottom. At least, i hope it is.
Another important thing about me is that I AM CANADIAN!!!
Here's a a weird little page with some graphics and comments. So come on, let me weird you out. It'll be fun!
If you're in more of an imaginative, optimistic mood, you can venture into my previous life, the land of faery.
Contrarily, if you're feeling kind of dark and are open to some strange opinions but aren't going to be depressed or scared by them, here are some of my philosophical thoughts. Don't get overexcited, they're not that profound. And no critisisms allowed, either. Comments, but no critisisms.
If any of you have made it this far down the page, you may be interested to know that i'm presently attending McGill, and am in my second year. First year was amazingly fun, i met tons of cool people. And for no particular reason, i thought i'd put in a page about Montreal.
