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Grandma Semi Got Run Over By A Reindeer!

For extra laughs, this is the place to come!

The Last Laugh

Chapter 1:
(Rocket throws dandelion at door, misses by a mile)
Sammy: (from inside) Haha! You missed me!
LR: CUT! Sammy...

Radiolo: Like the milkshakes?
(phone rings)
(As Radiolo goes to get the phone, Rocket dumps his milkshake on Sammy's head.)
Sammy: Hey!
Rocket: That was for last take, Sam!
LR: CUT! Rocket, let bygones be bygones. Kids...

(Rocket walks into the attic, 'trips' when he is supposed to and ends up crashing through the floor)
Rocket: (distant) LITTLE RABBIT!
LR: Cut! Little Kitten, I told you not to get sets from there! Fix it, someone...

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go,
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoofprints on her forehead,
And increminating (?) claw marks on her back.

REPEAT CHORUS

Now, we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
Sitting in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black!
And we just can't help but wonder...
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

REPEAT CHORUS

Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig, Aahhh...
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays the bells!

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE

Caliar Version (being sung by Rocket)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Radiolo we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And getting stepped on on the floor (Sammy: Why didn't she get up?)
Radiolo tried to stop her,
But she went out in the snow and slammed the door.

By the time the Caliars found her,
She was lying on the ground,
Radiolo was hysterical, (Radiolo: AAAAAAAAAA!!!)
And Caliar Lucy found hoofprints all around.

REPEAT CHORUS

Now we're proud of Radiolo,
He's been taking this real well,
He's in the basement watching berofere,
Drinking Soka Pop and chatting on the cell.

It ain't Christmas without Grandma,
The whole family's dressed in black,
But what about the things we got her?
Should we open them on up or send them back?

All Caliars: SEND THEM BACK!

REPEAT CHORUS

Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding and the ham,
But where the heck is Radiolo?
Skye: He's downstairs playing cards with Sister Sam!
Sam: Hi, guys!

I've warned the entire of White Water,
About this strange guy in the sleigh,
If he comes over to your house sometime,
Get the heck out of his way!!!

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE

Caliar Christmas Song
Sung to the tune of the Caliar Theme Song

Christmastime on the Aurora
Tinsel all around,
Radiolo's got the gifts,
But there's no tree in town!

Hey, did you see where Skye went?
I wonder where she is...
She's underneath the mistletoe,
(Skye)Rocket, give me a kiss!!!
(Rocket) NO!