"I thought you always said that colleges are just
brain farms for the rich elite"
"He's like an enema for the mind"
Beth:"I was trying to prove a theory involving
the 5th dimension."
Dave:"Well Agent Scully, you nearly shorted out the entire bulding"
Joe: "...and if you DO go to prison you should
burn yourself with a cigarette so they think you're crazy."
Dave: "Of course, that can backfire... some men like their bitches crazy."
"How do you think it makes me feel realizing at
30 I`m much better looking as a girl?"
"I don`t know what caffine does for you,but I`m
pretty sure without it your head caves in"
"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life
gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person
who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in
the first place'?"
BILL: What about you Dave, do you have a special
lady on your life?
DAVE: Uh, no.
BILL: I'm sorry, that was presumtuous of me, do you have a special "person" in your life?
"...When Johnny comes marching home again... he's
gay... he's gay..."
"She's even infused the meringue with an insoucient
hint of lemon zest."
Bill's Letter To Matthew:
I AM dead. No matter what I may have told you about my secret plan, do not get on an airplane and fly around the world searching for me. Also, be assured this is not just a further ruse to throw everyone off the track of my secret plan. P.S. The crow flies at midnight.