coronation2015

My world, welcome to it!

LIFE'S TOO SHORT. You could go out tomorrow and get hit by a bus, for God's sake!. And would you want your last thought to be an angry one? Your last impression to be a malicious one? Love each other. Love yourselves. Save the Drama for your Llama! Today is a gift; that's why they call it the present.

So many people to thank, so many people to congratulate, so many people to mock. And not necessarily in that order. Of course, my mother did say, if you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me...or was it don't put it in your mouth if you don't know where it's been? Whatever....But relax--if you don't see your name here, it doesn't mean I don't love you...oh, wait, yeah it does.

HERE, HAVE SOME RANDOM CAT PICS:

ANNE/THOMAS&MARTIN: Thanks for stepping up when we need you and helping out where you can!

AUNTIE T: So good to see you and we'll hook up in Saskatoon!

BERNIE/ANITA: Welcome back! Be safe, be strong. Call me if you need to!

BRETT: Of course the set was amazing! You are your own worst critic--trust me, we'll tell you if you suck!

BRUCE and AVAUGHNA: Great sentiments, excellent numbers, here's to another twenty years!

BULL: Can't wait for us to get together IRL soon! Love you, handsome man!

CAKE: We have more in common than you know!

DANI: It's so great to see you so happy and fulfilled!

DEREK AKA JENNY TALIA: I'm so glad you were there tonight! You mean so much to so many!

DUSTY: Be on time next time!

FUCKIN' FLO: You're a sweetheart and I'm so lucky to have you in my life! I can't wait to make more TV with you!!

FRED: You are quite possibly the sweetest person I know--thank you for being here!

HELEN: Always so wonderful to see you!

HELLACIOUS ACRES: I miss the fuck outta you! I can't wait to just hang out!

JEROD/DEMONA: I love you so much! Thank you for endless coffees and BBQs and totally getting my sick sense of humour! Brighter days are ahead!

JOCELYN: You are one class act!

JOYCE: Congratulations, you don't know how wonderful you are!

KERRY: My Emperor always! You did a tremendous job tonight! Love you!

KATY HAIRY: Great to see you this weekend; thanks for helping my friends so much!!

KRICKET/THANE: You were absolutely stunning tonight!!

LITA: Way to host, enter a room and win tuff drag! Love you!

MASTER BATES and FOXY LAMOUR: Wear those Big Beaver titles with Pride!

NATHAN L aka Nathan Crochet: You are everywhere, helping so much! Thank you!

PATRICK: You're really sweet! Good job at shooter wars!

PRAIRIE SKYE: You are fashion, and beautiful, and contour and Hatchetface!

ROB: You are the consumate gentleman, and always a pleasure to be with!

RUBY HYMEN: Oh My God, did your house catch on fire?

SATINA: You are just a joy to be around, on stage and off!

STEF: Way to kill those anthems!

SUSHI: You honour me in ways you don't even know! Your smile is everything!

TRIXIE: God I love you so much! Just always so good at everything you do! And still with the best writers!

TWINKLE: Twice in one year? You are just wonderful and I hope we keep meeting up at balls for years to come! Thank you for being here!

VIKKI LaFONTAINE: Brilliant to meet you! Thank you for coming to our little town!

YADA/GERRARD: Be happy; your energy and talent are an inspiration to others - run with it!

JASON&WHITNEY: I really really miss you guys!

JOELLE: Someday we'll get you out here for a Coronation; I love you, my friend!

MITCHELL: You're so special to me, and I don't know if you even know how much I love you. ps that was an epic reading of the College--brilliant!!

BARON I'TALL: You're in it now! Know you can always come to me, and I'll always tell you the truth!

MAYA FANTASEE: There are many people waiting to see what happens now - I have faith in you, and hope you have a truly fantastic year!

NICKY: What can I say? If I was a gay man and you were a gay man....Remember, you don't need to be the Wendy all the time! Love you!

COOPER: #curdlingforcooper Thank you for that very sweet shout out--you know I'd tell you if you sucked, so rest assured you are super-great! See you for coffee soon!

FEATHER: That smile! You are so much more than you know! Nice contour! ps no serious talks when you're drunk, even though that seems like the best time *L*

JUSTIN CIDER: Your year has been one of epic change and I hope it's brought you happiness! Keep on being you!

CHINA: Seriously, my favorite bacon snacking one-eyed lesbian! You are the consumate entertainer!

A'DAM GOODTIME/NATHAN: Look at what you did! Congratulations, your majesty! Looking forward to more trick messages on Sunday mornings! Or at least coffee!

IONA WHIPP: Always so glamorous! Congrats on a terrific year.

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BREAD BASKET SISTERS: You are truly making a mark in this city and your good works are an inspiraton to many!

GLCR: To all the volunteers, keep up the good work, the GLCR would not exist without you! Andrew, Matt, all the bartenders, bussers, painters, staple pullers, BBQers, karaoke singers, door people and so on and so on--you are brilliant and we could not do it without your help and support.

PRAIRIE PRIDE: Our little TV show is making a mark in the world! Spencer, Terry, Nathan, Brett, Kayden and so many more guests, audience members and volunteers! This is important work we're doing--be proud!

QUEEN CITY PRIDE: Shame we didn't see you out this weekend. Jesse Ireland, you are Pride and I cannot wait to see where this year takes you!!

RSAR- Some amazing things are happening with this, the organization started by three friends and a phone call from Calgary, and I only hope we continue to grow, thrive, do noble deeds and bring our community together as only we can.

HUGS: Mick, Len, Eggsy, Harry, Dean, Cas, Harvey, Mike, Steve, Danny, Neal, Peter, Sherlock, John, Ianto, Jack, Blair, Jim, Giles, Spike, Lex, Clark, Fox, Walter....

KUDOS : Anyone who found their way to Sunday brunch or TV night. Thanks, you make me feel special; Online friends and fans, you are my support system and I couldn't do any of it without you--I really am that internet success story; all out of town guests who make Regina more beautiful by virtue of their presence and home town folks who do the same; God Bless you all....

There's more and more after that, and I'd probably go on and on if I wasn't so old and tired. And besides, all that online porn won't read itself! At any rate, I'll add more when I get home tonight, if I'm not too drunk or tired, and if I feel like it, or if you email me to bitch about not being in here!

Oh, and don't forget:

In my world, the coffee is strong as death, black as hell and sweet as love (and always made by Ianto Jones). The smoking section is always open. Fox Mulder is always just as close as my dvdplayer, Slow Motion Walter is always more than just a blues song, and the Gunmen always visit on Friday. Bunnies and bears always frolic in my living room, Blair Sandburg is always the bottom, there is always a next Sunday, everything's Benedict and nothing hurts, And finally, the Blanches are always shaken, never stirred.

That's enough to be going on with, don't you think?