An Open Letter to My Friends. . .

"Always remember me by three simple words...any three, as long as they're simple."
-Boris Tateerz

So here we are again, my friend, and I hope you had a good time this weekend; I probably did! You probably missed some of the show while you were squinting at the program and looking for your name (don't lie, we all do it!) Well, if you didn't put in an ad, or TPTB decided you didn't get some love on those pages,  you just might have wound up here. Glad to have you!
Of course, if you're just here for the porn, head on over to the slash page, which is a good bit and has Walter in it. Otherwise, check this out!
There may be a message for you here.  Or not.  Either way, welcome to the Home of The Goddess.  Enjoy your visit, and drop by anytime-the coffee's always on!

"Names, darling, names"
-Jennifer Saunders

This is where I get personal, if only for a moment, and if only for the few of you who may indulge my delicious and meretricious feelings of self-importance long enough to visit this page.  If you are not one of the two or three, let me know who you are, and I'll add your name to this message.  Maybe...

Coronation 28: GlamCon: From Broadway Lights to ComicCon sights

Well, there you have it.  I hope you have enjoyed your visit to my ball ad page, and please feel free to browse the rest of the site.  Just remember, there's an infinite amount of love in the world; enough for you, enough for me, and enough for *them*. And at the end of the day, you've just got to say it's all right....

Previous Program Ads:

THE LAST GLITTERCORN: Mr and Miss Gay Pageant 27


RELEASE THE KRAKEN: Mr and Miss Gay Pageant 26


Mr and Miss Gay Pageant 25: Forbidden Fruit/Garden of Evil

Coronation 25 - From Psychotic to Psychadelic: A Clockwork Orange Production

Two Worlds Collide--Tragedy Meets Reality: The XXIV Mr and Miss Gay Regina Pageant
Coronation 2014
"Thank God I Signed the Prenup, Now How Do We Get Divorced?"
The XXIII Mr and Miss Gay Regina Step Down: "Return of the Attack of the 50 Foot Zombie Chainsaw Massacre of the Virgins Who Kill - Part 2"
September 2012: CORONATION 2012
May 2012:Welcome to Neverland (Mr. and Miss Gay Regina 2012)
September 2011: CORONATION 2011
May 2011: Jenny's Stepdown (Mr. and Miss Gay Regina 2011)
(insert heart failure here)
September 2009: HERE
September, 2008: HERE
April 20, 2008: Your High School Graduation! (the Mr. and Miss Gen Q Pageant)
September 2007: HERE
April 29, 2007: Once Upon a Time; Fantasy or Reality
September 2006 (more drama than queen): HERE
September 2005 is HERE
May 2005: HERE (Mr and Miss Gay Regina 2005)
September 2004: HERE.
September 2003: HERE.
September 2002 is HERE
September 2001 is HERE!

"If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love."
-Fox Mulder

Thus I do remain,
Her Imperial and Sovereign Majesty, the fourth elected and fifth appointed Empress of Regina and all of Saskatchewan,
the Vagina from Regina,five foot two no matter which way you measure her, the Golden Arches Rainbow Pride Not Obsessed Just Focused Stalkerific X-Files Empress, self identifying as retaining fluid and donutsexual,
Empress IV
and V


Community Historian Empress Ultima

recipient of the Golden Wheat Sheaf Lifetime Achievement Award 2017

Mike Hunt-Hurtz Lickit

Missy Starshine


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