"Always remember
me by three simple words...any three, as long as they're simple."
-Boris
Tateerz
So here we are again,
my friend, and I hope you had a good time this weekend; I'm sure I did;
and now you're wishing Regina's ball program had been a bit bigger, and
maybe with your name in it somewhere (don't lie, we all do it!). Well,
I didn't put you in print, but you might be here. So come on in!
Of course, if you're
just here for the porn, head on over to the slash
page, which is a good bit and has Walter in it. Otherwise, check it out:
There may be a message
for you here. Or not. Either way, welcome to the Home of The
Goddess. Enjoy your visit, and drop by anytime-the coffee's always
on!
"Names, darling,
names"
-Jennifer
Saunders
This is where I get
personal, if only for a moment, and if only for the few of you who may
indulge my inappropriate feelings of self-importance long enough to visit
this page. If you are not one of the two or three, let
me know who you are, and I'll add your name to this message.
Maybe...
Well, there you have it. I hope you have enjoyed your visit to my ball ad page, and please feel free to browse the rest of the site. Just remember, there's an infinite amount of love in the world; enough for you, enough for me, and enough for *them*. And at the end of the day, you've just got to say it's all right....
Previous Program Ads:
September,
2008: HERE
April 20,
2008: Your High
School Graduation! (the Mr. and Miss Gen Q Pageant)
September 2007: HERE
April 29,
2007: Once Upon a Time; Fantasy or Reality
November 11,
2006:INVESTITURES:
A MILITARY BALL
September
2006 (more drama than queen) HERE
September
2005 HERE
Mr and Miss
Gay Regina 2005: HERE
September
2004: HERE.
September
2003: HERE.
September
2002 is HERE
and the year
before that if you can believe it is right HERE!
"If there's
an iced tea in that bag, it could be love."
-Fox Mulder
Thus I do remain,
Her Imperial and Sovereign
Majesty, the
fourth elected and fifth appointed Empress of Regina and all
of
Saskatchewan, Entertainer
of the Year 1999-2000, Mr.
Gay Regina IV, French
Ambassador to the House of Sketch, HR manager
for the Office of The Assistant Director, Vice
President of the Lutheran Ladies Gun Club,
Lifetime
member of the GLCR inc.,
Citizen
of the Year 2001,
Keeper
of Blair Sandburg's Niktabi root cold medicine,The
Perfect Perpetual Protectress of the Perennially Poised Purple Pen of Passion
of the Ukrainian Ladies Wholesale Price and Nosh Club, His
Imperial and Sovereign Highness, The Mystical Convergence Ebony Panther
Prince Of The Elements, The Keeper Of Water (Retention), From The Heart
Of The Prairies, Prince 16 of Regina and Alls of Saskatchewan,
the Vagina from Regina,five
foot two no matter which way you measure her,
the
Golden Arches Rainbow Pride Not Obsessed Just
Focused Stalkerific X-Files Empress,
Empress
IV and V
Mike
Hunt-Hurtz Lickit Bitch
aka
Missy
Sandburg Fedorchuk
aka
Michele-1-L
B.D. DeWitt-Blake Seville Frequently Clear O'Pian Whynot Upndown Tateerz
Whatsittoya Zipper St. Claire Bell Ho Swallows and Obey Pan Am Whipp Lickit
Bitch Smokes
W.T.T.,
G.A.B.A.L., C.B.T.
of
the Michel(l)e Collective
aka
Missy
Starshine
Copyright 2000-09 Michele. All rights reserved. I went to law school.