I Sewed All Night
by Mik
CATEGORY: Filk
RATING: Mostly Harmless. Of course, if you like your window treatments as they are– STOP NOW! Forewarned is forearmed. Proceed with caution. Of course if you have four arms you can throw caution to the wind.
SUMMARY: It's Trading Spaces. 'Nuff said.
ARCHIVE: Only with my permission.
FEEDBACK: Feedback? Well, yes, if you insist …
TIMESPAN/SPOILER WARNING: none
DISCLAIMER: It wasn't my idea to glue hay to the walls of anything!
AUTHOR'S NOTES ...if you must flame, just a light toasting, please?If you like this, there's more at http://www.squidge.org/3wstop
If you didn't like it, come see me, anyway. Pet the dog.
GODDESS'S NOTES: Another penstroke of brilliance from the mighty Mick! If you need to know more about the nasty recording career of Paige Davis, well, buy me a cocktail and we'll talk!I Sewed All Night...
I had to redrape
your den in linen and tulle.
Maybe I should have asked you first
but your look of shock would be too cool.
I was laughing while I worked
knocking down your walls, uh huh, yeahThe ratings we'll get
destroying your home
will get us an Emmy and big fat raises besidesI sewed all night to get it done.
Hope that's all right.
I sewed all night
to wreck your room.
tore up game shirts you keep
to make rugs for you.
hope that's all right.
I sewed all night.Treasures you've kept
that I am tearing apart,
making kitschy coasters out of
priceless works of art, oh well.
I think about you
Standing there stunned and irked
when we bring you in
Best part is no way to blame me -your friends did all the work.I sewed all night to make the show.
Hope that's all right.
I sewed all night
some pillows and throws.
Made your game ball a lamp
with tassels in rows.
hope that's all right.
I sewed all night.I sewed all night to ruin it all.
Hope that's all right.
I sewed all night
and I was having a ball.
thinking of the faces you’d make
when we showed it to you.
hope that's all right.
I sewed all night.