THE MULDER SLASH
by Ed Delicious
(with apologies to Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Cryptkickers...or is that a 'look what I did' giggle instead?)
 

I was visiting a friend, late one night
when my mind was given an awful fright
for Michele turned from her screen with an evil smile
and said "read what I call a *real* X-File"

(She wrote some slash!)
She wrote some X-Files slash
(She wrote some slash)
Mulder suffered a crash
(She wrote some slash)
It gave Walter a rash
(She wrote some slash!)
She wrote some X-Files slash

My jaw hit the floor I said "This is obscene."
She turned my eyes to the TV screen.
Fox and Walter shared a meaningful stare
It dawned on me, the Truth was Out There!

(He read some slash)
I read some X-Files slash
(He read some slash)
Mulder cried from the lash
(He read some slash)
He wound up in the trash
(He read some slash)
I read some X-Files slash!

Now everything's clear, Mulder's gay as they get
And this X-Files slash is the hit of the Net
For you unbelievers, this slash was meant too
When you go Down In The Basement
Tell 'em Jason sent you!

(Then read some slash)
And read some X-Files slash
(And write some slash)
That nekkid Skinner trash
(And love that slash)
It'll be a Krycek bash
(Let's all read slash!)
Let's all read Mulder slash!