Author: J.D. Rush (YANKSFAN462@aol.com)
Summary: Song parody to the tune of Lola; an AU where Skinner meets
Mulder for the first time.
Rating: R for m/m sexual situations
Disclaimers: XF stuff--1013. Song belongs to the Kinks. Don't bother
suing me--it's not worth it.
Author's Note: A companion piece, of sorts, to the LGM filk trilogy
MULDER
By J.D. Rush
I met him in a bar down in old D.C.
Where you drink cheap beer because they don't serve Coca Cola,
C-O-C-A cola.
He walked up to me, said he wanted to talk,
I asked him his name and in a mumbly voice he said Mulder
Special Agent Mulder
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
I strained to hear him over the din
As he told me his tale with a sad little grin,
Oh that Mulder,
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
He wanted to know just where I would stand,
With the alien invasion Spender had planned
So said Mulder,
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
As we drank our beers and talked all night,
I started to see that he was right,
But I could not allow him to believe,
I said, "Listen Mulder, just please let it be?"
Well he looked up at me and started to cry,
And I felt like a heel for having to lie to Agent Mulder.
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder, Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder,
Mulder. . .
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder, Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
He pushed me away,
And broke for the door,
We fell to the floor,
He was on his hands and knees,
He looked at my crotch and then at me. . .
I rolled him over, he let out a moan,
Then pulled me in close until I lay prone
Over Mulder
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
I kissed his mouth, those lush pouty lips,
Cupping his ass, I started rocking my hips
Into Fox Mulder
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
Well he gasped and cried and begged for more,
Said he'd never ever felt so horny before,
So I just smiled and took him by the hand,
I said, "C'mon boy, I'm gonna make you a man!"
He came home with me and we fucked all night,
He's lived with me since, it's such a wonderful life,
Just me and Mulder.
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder, Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
Mulder. . .
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder, Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.
Mulder. . .
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder, Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mulder.