1. You graduate with 142 people your senior year but started your freshman year with 200+.
2. The Star football player goes to college and majors in Quarterback.
3. You get drunk in a field.
4. You are asked if you know Algebra while at your summer job.
5. You go on a county wide search of cemetaries at 2 AM
6. While at the cemetaries you take pictures to prove ghosts really do exsist.
7. You live within 2 feet of a field, farm or livestock.
8. You know what time each stop light begins to blink at night, for example, the lights downtown start at 8 o'clock and the ones on Main St. start at 10.
9. The High School Band plays for the opening of Pizza Hut and subsequently the Pizza Hut closes 2 months later.
10. People that live on the east side are well to do and intellegent but people that live on the "East Side" are low class losers.
11. Getting pregnant at the age of 16 is cool, which leads to labor in her front yard.
12. A pregnant girl induces labor because she is having sex.
13. High School Sports are the social event of the week
14. Everyone you know can trace their heritage to Kentucky or West Virginia or both if you are lucky.
15. You scan through the radio stations and hear Country...Oldies...Country...Oldies...
16. You have a pass to Cedar Point and go soley to ride the train.
17. You consider a trip to Cedar Point a vacation.
18. You know how high corn is supposed to be on the 4th of July and have actually gone to a field that is 2 feet from your house and measured.
19. A friend is driving down a country road, and pulls the car off the road and says "Go get some corn Seth."
20. Something happens to you at school and your parents know before you get home.
21. People drive by the tennis courts 16 times while you are playing and look at you like you are the weird one.
22. Your parents have spies along all major routes you take to and from town so they know how fast you drive.
23. It takes 10 mins to drive to town.
24. Friends get so bored they let people get on their cars and ride around...this can result in the running over of the friend.
25. You go to Drug Mart more than 17 times a week.
26. You can set your clock by the arrival and disappearance of the Mexican Restaurants downtown.
27. You get up at the crack of dawn and have a Wimbledon party with popcorn.
28. You try to steal a sign but do not have the required tools so you leave it hanging by one screw.
29. You can see the Wagner's house from the moon at Christmas.
30. The nickname of the city is "Willard, City of Blossoms" and the city cuts down all of the flowering trees.
