"And over there is where they bikel," -- Heather referring to the Velodrome "Point of interest, one mile, I wonder what it is?" -- Seth "Top fo the Rockies . . . no kidding!!" -- Seth "I think we're looking for Eldorado," -- Seth, on the journey to Leadville. "KJYE, I think that sounds dirty, but whatever," -- Heather "That's a $%&ing cow!" -- Seth in response to the dead cow on the side of the road near Rifle, Colorado. "Monuments, Mesas, Memories," on a sign somewhere in Utah. "I wonder what its like for the people in the Belagio to come out and be handed porn cards by Mexicans with Downs Syndrome," -- Heather "That guy in that car from PA looks like Lenin," -- Heather "Hey, it's Lenin, he's back," -- Seth "How can you have mountain goats when they blast?" Seth referring to the mountain goat crossing sign and the "watch for animals the next ten miles" in Nevada yet they have blasting out there. "Well, they blast and a mountain goat body plops into the road," -- Heather "This weather is really dodgy . . . oh good it's rain," -- Seth as we drive through a dust storm in NM. "See baby buffalo ahead . . . beef jerky . . . really really good," -- A sign of buffalo with red eyes in Arizona right before crossing the border into New Mexico. Take what you will of the meaning of the sign.