Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
?Dayscare Centers

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
?Ice Scream

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
?They're afraid of flying off the handle!

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
?When you're a mouse

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
?Spelling

What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
?A Chummy Mummy

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
?Lazy Bones

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
?He was repossessed.

Why don't skeletons like parties?
?They have no body to dance with

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
?Boo boos

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
?Benjamin Frankenstein

What do witches put on their hair?
?Scare spray

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
?Hide and shriek!

How does a witch tell time?
?She looks at her witch watch

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
?Twick or Tweet

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
?No body

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
?They loved in vein

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
?Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
?Because everyone was a goblin!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
?They boo-kle their seatbelts

Why do mummies make good employees?
?They get all wrapped up in their work

What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
?Fly by night operations

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
?Home Moaner's Insurance

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
?Because people are dying to get in

What's a monster's favorite play?
?Romeo and Ghouliet

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
?Count Duckula