Doin prank calls wit my friends
My buddy lent me a number so I dialed it
A slutty voiced girl answered the phone
I almost said my name, my cover woulda been blown
I was like, "WHY DID YOU SHOVE A PEN UP YOUR CUNT?"
She was like, "WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHO IS THIS? YOU FUCKIN BASTARD! IS THIS YOU, RAY?"
"YEAH."
Then I hung up and started laughing
Cuz I had no clue who the fuck Ray was
If only I could be there when she gets in his face
She'll put him back in his place
But he won't know what the fuck's goin on
He'll be like, "What you talkin 'bout? I did no such thing.
Are you on drugs? You need some earplugs? Cuz you been hearin some crazy shit that shouldn't be hearin.
I mean, you know I love you, dear. So tell me you're pullin my chain.
I ain't callin you a liar, I don't mean to complain, but I don't want you to shove my face in the toilet drain for the fifth time.
Uh, did you just fart? Take a whiff of your shit, good thing I didn't have my joint lit.
The whole place woulda exploded.
And the funeral home woulda been loaded wit your fat ass."
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