I Was Drunk

i was drunk next thing you know i'm in a trunk of a car
and my friends threw me into a pile of tar at the the junkyard
i looked like a retard but it's all good cuz
i found a micky mantle mint condition rookie card
we drive to a resturant and clean myself off
we go to sit down and i stumble around and everyone thinks
i'm a dead man walking
i shock the hell out of them when i start talking
when we order i ask the waitress out
all my friends are laughing and i dont know what about
they keep telling me stop shouting and
i yell back i'm barely speaking
well the waitress turned me down mostly because i have a beer belly
and i spell of liqour but maybe she didn't like my attitude
ya i shouldn't have been so rude
as we leave
i put some glasses up my sleeve
now i'm mixing alcohol in the back of a car
the driver now he's da star
a perfect driver so i dont spill none
we pull over at a covered bridge and then
we have some
ain't never had so much fun
pretty soon i gotta buzz
i'm liking that foamy fuzz
i like it cuz by friend he's called the brew master
ya he's the drink maker
we see a hitch hiker so we take her with us
and without even asking she shows her puss
so we're just a cruisin on the highway
got the rest of the day to do whatever
we start going faster and doing 360s
no one can compete if you need a stunt driver look no farther
the girl's exit is coming up so we tell her about
next week which is more then an ordinary party
we're having a hairy buffalo
only wild and crazy girls are allowed to show
and what ever i sez goes

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