Cool phone company messages. Call em, record em, take over your neighbors line, and play these messages to callers. >:)
301-292-9908 "Your call requires a coin deposit" (female voice)
305-994-9963 & 9964 "is being checked for trouble. Please try again later"
509-248-0091 The party you are calling does not accept blocked calls...
509-248-0014 The number called is busy, a special ringing ....
509-248-0015 You have cancelled your request...
509-248-0016 The number was free, but became busy again....
509-248-0019 You dialed a number that can't be reached from your calling area
509-248-0034 Your last call has been traced...
509-248-0035 The number can't be reached, please hang up now
509-248-0036 Your call has been completed, but the party isn't receiving calls
509-248-0037 Can't use selective call fwd. and normal call fwd. at same time
509-248-0038 The number can't be reached now, please try again later
509-248-0048 The number was blocked and can't be called back using call return
509-457-0001 Your call can't be completed as dialed...
509-457-0002 You must first dial 1 when calling this number...
509-457-0003 This call will be forwarded over private facilities....
509-457-0036 Your last call can't be traced...
509-457-0038 Your last call can't be traced...
509-457-0044 The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit...
509-457-0046 Your call can't be completed from the phone you are using...
509-457-0048 Your call can't be completed, please check the instruction manual
509-457-0049 Your call can't be completed ... check number, or call attendant
509-457-0050 911 is not a working number for your area...
509-457-0051 All circuits are busy now....
541-967-0001 Call cannot be completed because your service has been restricted
541-967-0003 It is not neccessary to dial a long distance access code
541-967-0004 Your call cannot be completed with the access code you dialed
541-967-0005 All circuits are busy, please try your call again later
541-967-0006 Due to network difficulties, your LD call cannot complete
541-967-0010 Service problems
541-967-0021 The number you're calling is busy, special ringing will signify...
541-967-0022 You have canceled your request
541-967-0023 The number you're calling was free but has become busy again...
541-967-0024 Your call has been completed
541-967-0025 The last call to your number has been traced...
541-967-0026 Selective call forwarding
541-967-0027 That number is unavailable
541-967-0028 Number cannot be reached
541-967-0029 The number you have called cannot be reached from your area
541-967-0030 That number was blocked
610-797-0014 "please deposit $.05 for next 5 minutes."
618-254-9952 Some kind of weird room monitor someplace
805-664-0000 your last incoming call has been traced....
805-664-0004 your phone is not currently in service....
805-664-0006 unable to trace call
805-664-0016 the party you are calling won't accept your call
805-664-0015 the party has made another call
805-664-0022 you cannot use this feature
805-664-0013 all requests for call return are cancelled
805-664-0014 repeat dial cancelled
805-664-0019 service is unavailabe on this line
914-868-9901 "You have reached a 5ESS Machine...">
914-232-9901 "Daytona, New York DMS-100 verification" (lists prefix)
914-268-9901 "Congers DMS 100 Verification"
914-359-9901 "5ess orangebrook verification"
914-268-9901 "prefixes....conger's DMS 100 verification"
914-268-9940 "We're sorry, a long distance company has not been selected,
please call with a long distance access code or call your local
buisiness office"
914-344-6666 Sweep tone (but it doesn't do much of a sweep)
914-359-9925 "Ya phone is off da hook! Please hang up ya phone!"
914-359-9920 "Due to a fire in the orangeburg central office..."
914-942 9931 "West Haverstraw test recording..."
914-359-9919 "The party you have called is busy with another call..."
914-634-9907 It's "Please deposit 25 Cents" Charlie Brown style!
916-440-0005 "you must first dial a 1 when calling this number"
916-440-0015 "we're sorry, your call did not go through."
916-440-0016 "if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
916-440-0017 "your service has been interrupted. for emergiencies, dial 911."
916-440-0029 "we're sorry, all circuits are busy now."
916-440-0031 "we're sorry, due to telephone company facility troubles..."
