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You are now at the official homepage of the world's most electrifying band.
The Lazy Sods. They are pioneers of the midget-core/rodeo rock sound, and
are already rock n' roll legends. Therefore, you will refer to them as such...
if you know what's good for you.
Rod Sod and Tod Sod have revolutionized
the way people make and listen to music. The Sods are known for their
sandpaper vocals, bitchslap basslines and their trademark "sod off"
attitude. They are society's worst nightmare, as well as the premier
money-maker for Oziass Records. I get down on my knees every night and
thank them for blessing us with such great music...I suggest you do the same.
Here, you will find everything you've always wanted to know...no... everything
you've always NEEDED to know about the Lazy Sods, plus a bunch of
other shit that you are sure to eat up. Enjoy...you rat bastards.
The next album cover?
Queeries?
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rod_sod@yahoo.com
NEWS
March 30, 2001
Rod has RESURRECTED!!!
That's right numbnuts, you heard correctly!
No one really knows what happened, he just showed up
in his hometown of Beaverton earlier this month. Rod's undeath
is as mysterious as his un-undeath. When asked about his miraculous comeback, all he would say was "mmmm?".
Some think that his death was just a publicity stunt for their new release "Greatest Shits" (which is out now on Oziass Records).
So what does this hold for the future of the Lazy Sods?
Who knows. The only thing I can tell you for certain is that you need a haircut. As for the Sods future, we'll just have to leave it up to the Lazy Gods.
Rod has RESURRECTED!!!
March 20, 2001
After being bombarded with anguished e-mails over the last few months, I finally got around to updating the Lazy Sods Albums section. So quit bothering me now.
The list now contains Megabytes Gigabytes Hermaphrodites, and their brand new album, Greatest Shits.
Yes the Lazy Sods now have a greatest hits album. But not only does it contain your chart-topping, ass-rocking favorites, it also has some unreleased and live stuff as well. If you're reading this, that means you're not out buying it and I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
October 2000
I have some terrible news. Rod Sod is no more. At this
time it is not known how he died.
This is a sad day for rock 'n' roll and especially for the trillions of
Lazy Sods fans around the universe. Since Rod is dead, so too are the Sods. Well...not dead,
because they were never really alive to begin with.
Anyhooch, you can all go commit suicide now. Rod would want it that way.
August 6, 2000
- This is Joey, he is a big Lazy Sods fan. He actually got to meet the band through the
Make-A-Wish Foundation and they immediately became friends. The Lazy Sods like to refer to
him as "Joey Sickcocks".
As you can probably tell by his sickly appearance, Joey is dying. He
has a rare form of anus cancer. This photo was taken right after his mom told him he only had
a few months, if not seconds, to live.
To honour him, the Lazy Sods have created a foundation in his name. If
you would like to make a donation to the
Joey Sickcock's Anus Foundation, you can email the Sods here for
more info.
The money would be wasted on Joey, but don't worry, it'll still go to a good cause. It'll pay for new shoes
for the Lazy Sods. They need them for their upcoming
EUROGOOK 3000 tour.
August 5, 2000
- The Lazy Sods 4th album,
"Megabytes, Gigabytes, Hermaphrodites" is out now. Go get it. Where
do you get it? It's sold wherever gay music is sold.
The new album is like everything you've never heard before.
It's
gonna eat you.
June 12, 2000
- One day i was walkin down the street....and i didn't see you Arron.
But I saw a mighty feather of doom.
And it beckoned me to come closer.
So I went the other way...
I ain't gettin mixed into it's troublesome hatejuice.
Peace.
June 11, 2000
- The Sods are on your lips. The Sods are on your lips. They're
almost done their new album, so quit your whining.
Copyright © 2000 Oziass, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Lazy Sods® is a
registered trademark of You.
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