Tests for Fun

Are You Ghetto?

Top 10 ways to tell if you ghetto.

• #10 - If you ever used your oven to heat up your house, you ghetto. (If you are doing it right now one extra point)
• #9 - If the stereo system in your car cost more than your car, you ghetto. (If once you couldn't tell you car cut off because the music was too loud one extra point)
• #8 - If you ever had anything cut off in your house, such as electricity or gas, you ghetto. (If it happened this month one extra point)
• #7 - If you had to go in when the street lights came on, you ghetto. (If it was just yesterday one extra point)
• #6 - If you know someone named junebug, big al, shaquita, or shaquan, you ghetto. (If it's you one extra point)
• #5 - If your car is always running on Empty, you ghetto. (If it's like that right now one extra point)
• #4 - If you think red is a flavor of Kool-Aid, you ghetto. (If you just drank some or are drinking some right now one extra point)
• #3 - If you ever used dish detergent for bubble bath, you ghetto. (If you got to use it today one extra point)
• #2 - If you ever ate a syrup sandwich, ketcup sandwich, or any other condiment and bread, you ghetto. (If you had one earlier this week one extra point)
• #1 - If you ever had to cut a switch off of a tree to get whooped with it, you ghetto. (If you got the one with all the leaves one extra point)
• Results out of a total of 20:
  O-5 You've had a few experiences, but you're far from ghetto.
  6-13 you're semi-ghetto, you know what it's like to be ghetto, but you try not to be.
  14-20 You are one ghetto ass person and you know it.

Do you live in the Ghetto?

Top ten ways to tell if you do.

• #10 - If a police car rolls down your street every hour on the hour, you live in the ghetto. (If it has stopped at your house one extra point)
• #9 - If you got three or more locks on your door, you live in the ghetto. (If you got five one extra point)
• #8 - If everybody on your street uses the street instead of the sidewalk, you live in the ghetto. (If you ain't got no sidewalks one extra point)
• #7 - If your hot water cuts off after about 30 minutes, you live in the ghetto. (If you just use the cold water instead of waiting one extra point)
• #6 - If nobody on your street has grass, just dirt, you live in the ghetto. (If people still water it one extra point)
• #5 - If there is a house on your street that is boarded up, you live in the ghetto. (If you knew the people that used to live there one extra point)
• #4 - If there is a big black dog on your street named Killer, Drama, Smokey, or Rex, you live in the ghetto. (If it's your dog one extra point)
• #3 - If you don't get pizza deliverd on your street, you live in the ghetto. (If the ice cream truck don't come down the street either one extra point)
• #2 - If you ever had a driveby on your street, you live in the ghetto. (If it was your house one extra point)
• #1 - If arabs own all the stores around your neighborhood, you live in the ghetto. (If it's at the corner of your street one extra point)
• Result out of a total of 20:
  0-5 Don't worry you're in the suburbs.
  6-13 It's not the ghetto YET , don't let it get there.
  14-20 It's about time to move out because you right in the heart of it all.