How jae starts summer

Summer has arrived, and i have gotten my share of fun and trouble, lets reflect of past moment. Nudie Bar. Walking out of work and quitting, to go to goodtimes with Graig, Brett, and Tony. Work calling me the next day saying they need me. Getting to the semi's of the Plain Dealer junior championships. Going to gore orphanage for the 12th time, only now, we listen to james' brother, and walk through the cornfield for 30 mins. Oh, we still never found it. Getting Pulled over in vermilion 6/20/00 for (quote officer miller) "you entered vermilion without your lights on, then you did a u-turn and sped away at excessive speeds". How fast was i going? How about, 85 in a 50. Ask me if i got a ticket, i reply "nope". Nudie Bar. Going to reebs party and getting high, and actually won 1 tapping contest. Most people say they don't get high the first time they smoke, but maaaaaan, i was Tore up! I mean, i was really Really high. first puff quote "taste like burning!!!". Party highlights, Billy(james' bro) falling down the one step into the living room, onto the chair. Me and Billy stealing a construction barrel. Billy, naked in the backyard. Frank puking in the backyard. Graig getting wasted, killing chips in the living room, and passing out on the floor next to Brett, with his hand on Brett's crotch all night. Dan being fucked up high, and his 5 second hearing delay. next. TP'ng LAK. TP'g Adam Wilson's house. showing up late to TP jeff's GF's house. throwing fruit at Adam Wilson's house. Canning/egging/fruiting cars. TP'ng Frank Brown's house. Spinning out and going the opposite way on the slick track at goodtimes, smashing into D scott, but then blaming it on a black kid instead, getting him kicked off. leaving work to go to the car show accross the street w/out anyone noticing. going to james' grandmas' house while she is watching porn!! going to college orientation and writing "i eat babies" on my survey paper, getting yelled at, writing "captain asshole" on my desk, and then getting a call from my advisor the next day for "not representing a scholarship student". getting james a college ID. fixing my car, $298, 6 fillings W/O novacain $174, and getting pulled over for my FIRST FUCKING TICKET $78 all on 6/28/00. Yes, pulled over 2 times in 8 days, for a total of 4 traffic violations. Nudie Bar

7- 19 well, to continue my summer fun, i would have to add the annual hick carnival in sheffield lake. me, carlos, brett, miranda, and james all wne there. brett spent $15 to get a stuffed colts football.
after all the fun, the free pizza, we try to leave, and then me and brett both get pulled over for reckless driving. did you know that all police officers in sheffield lake are white, fat, w/moustach, glasses, and a crew cut? its true. so that brings my record from zero to two in less than 3 weeks. grand total of money wasted, earned working at bob fucking evans, to pay for useless crap i will never use=$163. talked to the mayor of sheffield, to find that he sucks.
tony, adrian, tara, miranda, jay, diane, and andrea, in one night, all fell victim to a A+ TP job!! 7-26 getting suspended from BE for stealing a scoop of ice cream, that i ended up putting back. 7-27 a day i feared though tales of horror from my mom, since the age of 5. WISDOM TEETH REMOVAL! starts off dandy, a
couple shots, some slicing, and ripping of teeth and then they were done. the part that sucks, the 6 hours of pain and bloodswallowing that comes afterwards. that day i threw up 4 times, each time filling the crapper with blood. another fun thing, convulsing after taking bad medicince. 7-30 i spent face down on the kitchen floor after a violent reaction to some med i took which caused me to convulse and to have uncontrollable muscle spasms in my jaw causing me to grind my teeth to wear, and popping a few wisdom teeth stitches. sounds fun huh? try living it. after 2 hours of that i scream very loud and punch walls. this made my dad think...you're going to the ER. quote the nurse, "ok, you have nice veins, this should go right in. hmmm....it keeps slipping away from me here. Oh geez, i'm sorry about this, i just keep sticking ya, and i can't get it in the vein. ok, lets try someplace else, this is gonna prick again." so i spent that night all doped up on benadryle, which was fun cuz i couldn't walk on my own, and an IV in my arm to stop my involuntary actions. 7-31 i spent $80 on my reckless driving ticket. and i got a phone number to top off that day. i think my summer so far has had both the best and worst things that can happen to a person. being asian sucks. In no way, shape or form did i try to be funny, cuz really, all that new stuff sucks...ALOT... but if you do like sharp throbbing pain, lots of blood filling your mouth, stiches in your gums, blurred vision, and a fat albert jawpeice, then i highly recommend getting your wisdom teeth out.