Graduation

I made it, 2340 days from when it all started back when i was just 5 years old standing 3'4, my school career is over. I personally just want to thank all the people who stuck by me over the years and remained true friends, and a hearty "fuck you" to the people who gave me negative feedback. It's been a ride that's packed full of stories that i will never forget. For those of you that don't know that much about me, here is some of the things that have got stuck in my head since i was born.<p>
after i was born, i got the snip when i was about 3. i remember it hurt bad walking from the hospital door to the cab. when i was also 3, i heard the phone ring when i was in the shower and i cut myself with my dads razor, and then i answered the phone butt ass naked, then my dad came home(and i was naked, and now on the phone with a bloody finger). when i was 4, i got caught for stealing at K-MART again, and this time they banned my family from the place. we went back one day and i pissed all over the floor and stole again. when i was 5, i kissed a girl. when i was 6 i got my first pair of nike's. when i was 7 i started playing tennis then moved to lorain, then i got fat. when i was 8, i got my cat gizmo. when i was 10 i got in my first fight. when i was 12 i got straight A's for the first time, and last. when i was 13 i pushed this mark heflin down some stairs at school. when i was 15, i got caught stealing from kauffmans. when i was 16 i made the varsity tennis team. i got my license. i got my first real job at giant eagle, and it was the first of many jobs i had working with Lord Reebs. found a $100 bill while getting carts, and KEPT IT! Created "The List" on my webpage, and stirred controversy at school. when i was 17 i got varsity tennis MVP(also got it this season). I went to a nudie bar. went to the philippines and cali. now i'm 18, i rented a porn, got mono, skipped prom to go to a titty bar, and stole over $2500 worth of clothes from the gap in a 4 month period.

I want to go out on a good note with everyone, and give recgonition to my friends:JORDAN A, Richie H, Graig S, David S, Shawn B, James M, Kyle C, Brett C, Tasha M, Amanda P, Chloe M, Scott R, Tistan R, Elliot N, Andy R, Derek C, Dan C, Jeff C, Jon D, Tony S, Big Carlos, Jason N, Jeremy L, Hector B, Brandi J, Hector A, Joe C, Seth S, Chris B, Frank B, Danny A, Danny O, Nikki V, Nikki S, Tara, Carrie C, Miranda M, Andrea S, Manny L, Mary R, Becky R, Brenda R, Amber A, Justin S, Justin M, Robert L, Brandon N, Patrick M, Mylihn Z, Angelique S, Mike T, Mike S, Mike C, Isabel S, Michele M, Chirs W, Chris Z, John L, Vinny, Bobby N, Diane S, Amanda R, Marisol S, Charles W, Josh F, Markie S, Sara F, Rachel H, Kelli I, Jesse C, Jared C, Lyndsie M, Joey F, Dave D, and.....everyone else fuck you, have a terrible life. If i forgot your name, i am sure there are a few of you, forgive me. But good luck to everyone, keep visiting my site, and all that stuff i said about ricans was just a joke. Because I really do hate you all! j/k, maybe...

Now, tips for the future:
1.cocoa puffs, gift of god, and turns milk brown.
2.my favorite. when quitting a job, do not make an ass out of yourself, cause a scene, and then lose your car keys inside the building of that job you just quit.
3.You will never, EVER, have a tighter fade than Ms.Wagner!
4.Really, Bob Evans isn't a fun job.
5.Do NOT, bring your credit card to a strip club.
6.Do not Bring Brett Crumley to where you work, unless you plan on getting fired.
7.Flexall Extra Strength is not meant to go anywhere near your genital region.