Note to self:

Lets start the night off with a little innocence. Listen to WMMS at 10pm, and when they tell you to be the 7th caller, call them, because you will win 2 tickets to Pantera at CSU sunday. I know it never works, trust me though. Go play laser tag. Then use some of the remaining tickets, of the 1400 that you stole from Goodtimes when you worked there, to play Putt Putt. Should you break alot of lightbulbs? yes. Next it is to a wack ass hotel party. But it did have a python...and lotsa beer. Don't do this..do not walk out of the door with a case of beer when a security guard is right outside your door. But just incase you do that. Walk back in your room slowly, set down the beer, go out the back patio door, and run to your car. This helps you from escaping the cops for the first time tonight. BUT DO NOT GO BACK TO GET THE BEER, this will get your sent to jail later. You'll see, jae trust me.<br>
When you go back to goodtimes, go ahead and take your piss on the lightpost, but tell Frank and James to Break into the breadtruck faster, this way, when the cop walks up to us, not only will we still get away, but David and Jon won't get caught by the police. But if you forget this, its ok, the cops let them go. <br>
When you go to the fireworks store, the prism glasses are not free! When you steal them, do not....DO NOT pull them back out of your pocket at the register while looking for your ID. Ok, you're going to forget, but try not to. On the drive home, yes, it is a great idea to shoot off fireworks from the car. But be careful, fire burns. Also, when driving around the westside at 4am, there will be no cars, and nobody awake, so go ahead and shoot houses and cars. This part is important, so pay attention. When you go to Longfellow, and want to shoot fireworks in the sewer and dumpsters, its ok. But when you go to shoot them off in Port-o-Potties, make sure you don't wait until all your fireworks are done. Someone will call the cops and by that time, you're caught. Ok, you're going to forget. When the cops get there, stay calm, put your hands on the ceiling, and hide the fireworks behind the seat!! If you forget, then the cops will take them. Ok, i can't trust you to remember shit, they're gonna take your fireworks. When the officer asks you what you think they should do....DON'T tell them that they should give you back the fireworks. Ok, you can remember this. Remember that beer you were supposed to take to the car after the party? Yeah, this is why you don't bring it with you, because after you fuck up with the fireworks, they search Franks trunk, where the beer is should be. Yes, you'd get busted. Remember these tips, and you will avoid jail 3 times tonight!