Not what its like, but how it is.

(Its how the follwing was written at 7:15pm)Its how i can't believe you can really take this seriously. Its us scoring 5 touchdowns a peice when you're not guarding us, just watching 50 yards back. Its me being in way better shape than you. Its how shawn hates you more than both me and richie combined. Its how I'm actually old enough to have credit cards. Its how your dad sells drugs. Its how having a bag of fritos, got me 3 cars and 10G's in the bank. Its how none of those cars were given to me by my dad. Its how i would never hit you, cuz you would just you that as an excuse for being so damn ugly the rest of your life. Its how you try to copy our senior class, just like you copied my opinion. Its how you can have my girls, because i had them first. Its how clowning around, got me a 3.3 GPA, and i really am smarter than you. Its about obsession over michelle since the 8th grade, but never getting her. Its how you try to hype what you have, fact remains you live in an apartment. Its like your facial hair.(audience appluad). Its how you asked lindsay out again. Its like borrowing money from your grandma, to take girls out. Its how amanda parker dumped you, and all you could do was listen to DMX. Its how shawn hits you over the middle, and you catch one out of 12. Its how i live with my dad, because i can do whatever i want, and its one less bill to pay. Its how my truck payments cost more than your rent. Its how you critisize anyone about sports, when you have not one drop of athletic talent. Its how i was stoned off my ass at richies party, not drunk, while you got drunk off 4 shots, ruined your relationship, and backed down from yet another fight. Its how my bedroom is bigger than your apartment. Its how everytime you have a problem you cry to your friends. Its how you're depressed 22 hours a day. Its how you switch from ghetto, to skater, to preppy(you're not preppy, you're just fat-we couldn't think of another word-) depending who you hang out with. Its how you must love the attention, cuz you have to talk about us to get it. Its how your "life" consists of bowling, steve's house, and basketball games. Its how we really don't need this to talk shit about you(cuz we've had our site longer than we've known you). Its how i can back every word up, and don't depend on my friends to fight for me. Its how rachel can beat your ass. Its how I can say whatever i want on my webpage, but when you see me you won't say shit(unless you are surrounded by friends). Its how you really are depressed now, and this ruined your whole week. Its how you'll front to cover it up. Its how you have to go to school, knowing that on the inside, everyone really is laughing at you.

(in case you CAN'T tell, yes me and reebs BOTH wrote this. But reebs get most of the credit.)