What it's like .

Its kinda like football players playing sandlot football, and you wonder....why the fuck you didn't play highschool football. Its kinda like how long you will be sitting here reading this, and then reading it one more time after that. Its like how you know all the words to the fresh prince theme song. Its like the 17y/o who would always use excuses like "i'll just call the cops if he touches me, cuz he is 18". Its kinda like when they switched vivian's on fresh prince, and nobody cared. Its like threatening to sue your teacher and the administration, so he doesn't flunk you out of a class. Its like going to a party thrown by 2 girls, who invited 50 guys and 1 cheerleader. Its kinda like the 2 guys who talked shit(or as i like to say, stating the truth) on their webpage, and people get pissed, cry, but when you see these 2 guys(we'll call them reebs and dr.jae to protect their identity) you won't say shit to them, or beat their ass like you told your friends you would. Its kinda like being concieted, an asshole, and not caring cuz i still have all the friends i'll ever need. Its kinda like the kid who clung to your ass, and who would be waiting in your driveway when you came home from work. Its like me being good looking enough to be a model, but not doing it cuz i have acne. Its like galligan getting the super fake...and you wonder if he would have ever played football if he wasn't fast. Its kinda like me running from the other side of the field, sticking you, and letting you know that you really aren't faster than me. Its like mixing 9 shots of southern comfort, and 6 beers saturday night, passing out next to the toilet, being woken up by your friends dad, and when he asks you if you had to much to drink...you say "no i just got dizzy, i have vertigo". Its like going to a job orientation sunday morning hungover, and leaving 3 times to puke. Its like taking 15 minutes out of your workday, to shit on company time. Its like wearing an earing, but not having your ear peirced. Its like the way you look at me, despise me, but still say "whats up". Its the way i ignore you right after. Its like getting the fastest kid you know to guard me, and it backfires, so he just gives up and plays safety. Its like stealing a snowman tie from super K at 1am. Its like using the line "PROVE IT" to get girls to flash you at parties. Its like how some people take what i write to heart, retaliate in emails, and they don't know that its exactly what i want them to do. Its like how you will never be able to guard me on the football field. Its like how you hate richie for talking shit, but you know you can't really do anything about it. Its like how graig probably messed with at least one of your girlfriends. Its like you not having any idea what i have done with at least 5 current SV guys' girlfriends. Its like having worked at 10 different jobs in 3 years. Its like being afraid to talk to the hott girl who sits at the lunch table by herself, and you tell yourself, "i will talk to her next time". Its like the feeling you get when you get a speeding ticket. Its fo sho like the way i make fun of myself, and then you try to crack on me by saying the same exact thing i said. Its like your parents telling you, that you're in trouble, but after all the hype, it was nothing. Its also like the way i haven't updated my opinion since november, cuz some people's feelings get hurt. Its like the way black girls try to be creative, but they look just like their 2 friends. Its like how the girl on the other side of the room worked 10 times harder to do the 5 question chapter review, cuz she didn't have 4 other friends to do questions 1-4. Its kinda like noah's fade. its definantly like his basketball skills. Its like the way everyone talks behind everyone back. But its really like the people who will actually say it to you.
Its like knowing who your real friends are, and having them by your side no matter what. Its weird, but thats the way it works.