WWF Smackdown Results 7/19/01
Boston, Massachusetts
We're shown a recap of the events involving the invasion from last Thursday and this past Monday with an added emphasis on Austin.
Panning the crowd, yay I saw myself on tv with my cardboard SMACKDOWN #100 sign.
Here comes the money, here comes the money, money, money, money, money, money. Shane McMahon accompanies the WCW to the ring.
Wooooooooooyyyyyyy. Wooooooooooyyyyyy. Here comes Stephanie and Paul Heyman leading the ECW to the ring. The two coalitions are slapping hands with one another.
Shane has the mic. This Sunday at Invasion, the course of the industry will be changed forever. It's not about who's best. The WWF has been best for years, but then again they never faced competition like this. He and his sister put every cent of their life savings into this. They invested all their stock into this. It's something that the people wouldn't have the guts to risk. No one. They're laying it all on the line on Sunday. No one is gonna stop them from their destiny.
Stephanie takes the mic. The WWF has run it's course. Do you think an old decrepid man like Freddie Blassie can make a difference? Do you think the old Stone Cold Steve Austin can stop this force? Nothing can stop the WCW and ECW. Nothing can stop this invasion. No force of nature or act of God can stop this invasion from happening this Sunday night. Daddy should remember one thing. They don't play in the interest of fairness, they will play dirty on Sunday.
Paul Heyman takes the mic. They should all be honest about the family. How did their father play with their grandfather? Their grandfather lived for this business. Their father took this business away from their father. They're not about sports entertainment. They are about wrestling. They are about wrestlers like WCW and ECW wrestlers. He promises that after WCW and ECW beat the WWF. They will stand over the grave of the WWF reading the last rites. They get down on their knees and Heyman screams something in another language. Death to sports entertainment. Death to the WWF.
Looks like that second interview on Tuesday was a retake.
Vince is shown watching in the back. Chris Jericho walks in. Vince says words do hurt a little bit, but actions speak louder than words. When the old Stone Cold Steve Austin gets here tonight, he will lead the WWF to victory this Sunday just like Jericho will lead them to victory in one on one action against DDP. Jericho wanted to talk about how he insulted Stephanie. Vince doesn't know what he's talking about. Jericho talks about how he said ECW stood for Every Customer Welcome and how she's the queen of hardcore, but movies don't really count. Vince says he's a little upset and would rather he have called her a no good, bottom feeding, filthy, trashbag tramp. Vince says to go out there and kick DDP's butt so good luck junior. Jericho says he will ju...senior. Jericho walks out and heads for the ring. Vince looks confused for a minute.
Bang. Yo it's me. It's me. It's D-D-P. Here comes Diamond Dallas Page.
We're shown the picture for the inaugural brawl.
Y2J countdown. It's time to break the walls down! Enter Chris Jericho. We're shown a recap of Jericho vs. Booker T on Raw.
Chris Jericho vs. Diamond Dallas Page
Nick Patrick is the referee. Jericho with right hands. DDP with a knee lift. DDP with knee lifts and back elbows in the corner. DDP with rights and lefts. DDP with chops. Jericho ducks a chop and returns chops to DDP. Jericho into the corner. Jericho with a clothesline. Jericho off the ropes and another clothesline. Jericho with a cross body. Cover. 2 count. Jericho with knee lifts and kicks. Jericho with a chop. Jericho grabs DDP's legs and attempts the Walls of Jericho. DDP with a thumb to the eye. DDP with a clothesline. DDP with stomps to the back. DDP rams his shoulder into Jericho's shoulder. DDP with a short arm clothesline. DDP with a camel clutch. DDP jumps and sits on Jericho's back. Jericho chest first into the corner. DDP with a belly to belly. Cover. 2 count. DDP with a reverse chin lock. Jericho up and hits elbows to the gut. Jericho with punches to the gut and head. DDP with a spinning power bomb. Cover. 2 count. DDP singals the Diamond Cutter. Jericho attempts a backslide, but turns it into a DDT. Both men are down. DDP is up. DDP runs into a back elbow. Jericho with right hands to the face. Jericho with a flying forearm. Jericho runs an elbow into the jaw. Jericho with a bulldog. Cover. Patrick refuses to count. Jericho goes after Patrick. DDP with a roll up. 2 count. Jericho ducks a clothesline and nails Patrick with a forearm. Jericho with a drop kick and DDP gets sent to the outside. Patrick calls for the bell.
Winner by DQ: Diamond Dallas Page
Jericho locks Patrick into the Walls of Jericho. DDP brings in a chair. Jericho ducks the swing and locks the Walls of Jericho on DDP. Patrick is up and goes for the chair. Jericho stomps on the chair. Jericho picks up the chair and goes after Patrick. Patrick slides out. Jericho rams the chair into DDP's gut. Jericho smashes the chair over DDP's back. Patrick and DDP leave. Jericho holds up the chair.
William Regal is in his office having tea and asks what in the world Paul Heyman is doing. Heyman has a deal for him. Regal wants to know what. Heyman says that he can provide him with great things and they'll run the WWF out of business on Sunday. He says that ECW stands for Extreme Classy Wrestling. He says that Regal has class with the tie and accent and everything. He discussed this with Stephanie and Shane and they agree that he would fit in. It's time for him to join the future of this industry. He asks Regal what he thinks. Regal says to Mr. Heyman. Heyman tells him to call him Paul. Regal tells him and the ungrateful children of Mr. McMahon to go to hell and if he ever comes back, he'll commit acts of violence on him that he'll be a bloody mess. Regal says for him to bug off.
Here comes Lance Storm accompanied by Mike Awesome. We're shown a recap of Edge vs. Mike Awesome on Raw. Storm has the mic. If I could be serious for a minute. This may not be the best city to talk about championships, but the fact that Edge and Christian have held 7 WWF tag team titles says a lot about the quality or lack their of that this company has to offer because at Invasion...
You think you know me. You think you know me. Here comes Christian accompanied by Edge. Christian gets in Storm's face
Christian vs. Lance Storm
The two exchange slaps. Christian with right hands. Storm comes back with right hands. Storm misses a clothesline and Christian clotheslines him out of the ring. Storm on the apron. Christian slides out under his legs and drops Storm on the apron. The ref argues with Christian. Storm punches Edge. Edge goes after him, but the ref stops him. Christina chases Storm around the ring. He ducks a clothesline from Storm, but gets one from Awesome. Awesome throws him back in. Storm with a hair slam and kicks to the back. Storm with a snap mare and a leg drop. Cover. 2 count. Christian's face into the corner. Storm with knees to the gut. Christian with right hands. Christian attempts a crucifix, but Storm does a forward roll. Cover. 2 count. Storm with another hair slam on Christian. Storm with kicks to Christian's back. Storm with right hands. Cover. 2 count. Storm with a reverse chin lock. Storm kicks himself up and comes down to keep Christian down. Christian back up with shots to the gut. Christian with right hands. Christian gets behind Storm and hits him with his back breaker. The two exchange right hands. Christian comes back knocking down Storm with rights. Christian with a back body drop. Christian with a drop kick. Cover. 2 count. Storm with a jaw breaker. Christian drops Storm on the top rope. Christian with a shoulder block. Storm runs into an elbow in the corner. Christian with an inverted tornado DDT. Cover. Awesome pulls Storm out. Edge goes after Awesome. The ref goes to yell at Edge. Awesome brings a chair into the ring. Storm holds Christian wide open. The ref pulls away the chair while Edge climbs into the ring. Edge spears Storm. Christian with the cover and the victory.
Winner: Christian
Vince is shown pacing around in the back. Sgt. Slaughter walks in. Slaughter says he better sit down. Vince sits down. Slaughter says Stone Cold Steve Austin is here. Vince says he'll wait right there for him. Slaughter says he'll go get him.
Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler are getting ready in the back. Stacy says this is gonna be easy. She says just to make sure she takes care of Trish tonight. Torrie says what she'll do to Trish tonight will be nothing compared to Sunday. Nick Patrick walks in and says that if everything goes according to plan, he'll be the ref even though he is a little roughed up, he's still a team player. They thank him and Patrick leaves.
Commissioner Regal is in his office telling Tajiri about Paul Heyman soiling his office. He is very proud of how well they took care of Tazz on Monday. He knows that he'll do the same tonight with his partners Kane and Undertaker. Kane, Undertaker and Sara walk in. Tajiri is scared for a moment. Regal says he wanted to get them all together and tell them that they will represent the WWF tonight. Undertaker asks Regal what is wrong with Tajiri. Regal says he's foreign. Regal says if for any reason they are down, make sure they raise up from the dead. Tajiri lays down on the desk and raises up. Regal says they must grab their opponents by the throat and chokeslam them to hell. Tajiri kneels on the desk and grabs his throat like he's being choked. Tajiri wants to shake Taker's hand. Taker and Sara leave. Tajiri wants to shake hands with Kane. Kane calls him a freak and leaves. Regal tells Tajiri that he thinks they like him. Tajiri is ecstatic.
Lugz Boot Of The Week are the Dudleyz beating up Spike on Raw and putting Molly through a table.
Bombs away and here come the Dudley Boyz.
We get a heart beat and it becomes a flatliner. Boom. Here comes Tazz.
Here comes Tajiri. He waits for the Taker and Kane on the ramp.
Lights go out and we get some organ music. Boom. Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin. Here comes Undertaker and Kane accompanied by Sara.
Tajiri charges the ring.
6 Man Tag Match
Undertaker, Kane and Tajiri vs. Dudley Boyz and Tazz
The Dudleyz and Tazz go beat on Tajiri. Kane and Taker run in. Taker takes care of Bubba Ray and Tazz while Kane takes care of D-Von. Tajiri kicks Tazz down on the outside. Bubba Ray approaches Sara and Taker takes him down. Kane with a clothesline on D-Von. Kane with knock downs to Bubba Ray and Tazz. Kane with a knock down to D-Von. Bubba Ray snaps Kane's neck on the top rope. D-Von with right hands. Tag to Tazz. Kane with a big boot. Kane goes to his corner. Tajiri wants in. Tag to Tajiri. Tajiri with slaps to the chest. Bubba Ray comes in from behind and face plants Tajiri. Bubba Ray apparently made blind tag. Bubba Ray with a slap to the chest. Bubba Ray with right hands. Tag to D-Von. D-Von with right hands. D-Von with a back elbow. Tag to Tazz. Tazz with a kick to the ribs. Tazz with a snap mare. Tazz with shots to the side of the head. Tazz with a big clothesline. Tazz with a right hand and a kick to the head. Tazz runs into a boot. Tazz with a t bone over head suplex. Tajiri with a back kick to the chin. Tag to Taker. Taker with aboot to Tazz. Taker knocks down the Dudleyz. Sidewalk slam to D-Von. Taker with a DDT to Tazz. Cover. Bubba Ray breaks it up. Taker goes after D-Von. Kane throws Bubba Ray to the outside and goes after him. Tajiri goes up top and back flips into a Tazzmission. Taker gets back in the ring and grabs Tazz by the throat. Taker with a chokeslam and gets the victory.
Winners: Undertaker, Kane, and Tajiri
Trish is shown sitting in the locker room. Lita walks in. Trish says it's gonna be crazy in there. Lita says they have to stick together. They may not be the best of friends, but they are WWF. On Sunday, they are not only gonna beat Stacy and Torrie, but they will humiliate them. Earl Hebner walks in and says Nick Patrick wants to be the referee for the match, but he will there to make sure it's fair. The ladies thank him and Earl leaves. Trish says that Torrie will do something she's very familiar with. She's going down.
Here comes Bradshaw accompanied by Faarooq.
Enter Sean O'Haire with Chuck Palumbo. O'Haire charges the ring.
Bradshaw vs. Sean O'Haire
Bradshaw slugs O'Haire with rights. Bradshaw with a three quarter nelson. 2 count. Bradshaw with right hands. O'Haire with a chop to the gut. O'Haire with a knee lift. Bradshaw charges O'Haire out of the ring. Bradshaw throws O'Haire into the steps. Bradshaw tih a kick and punch. Bradshaw throws O'Haire back in. Bradshaw goes up top. Bradshaw with a flying shoulder block. Cover. 2 count. Palumbo gets on the apron. Bradshaw goes for him, but Palumbo snaps his neck across the top rope. O'Haire with the Fireman's Carry into a power bomb. Cover. 2 count. O'Haire with punches. O'Haire with a jumping spin kick. Cover. 2 count. O'Haire with a right hand. O'Haire jumps to the top and attempts a moonsault, but lands on his feet. Bradshaw with a knock down. Bradshaw with a shoulder block. O'Haire tries to splash Bradshaw in the corner. Bradshaw catches him and hits a fall away slam. Cover. 2 count. Palumbo gets on the apron. Bradshaw goes after him. Faarooq pulls him down. Roll up by O'Haire. 2 count. Palumbo knocks down Faarooq. Palumbo goes to the apron again. Bradshaw boots Palumbo off the apron. Bradshaw ducks a jump spin kick. Bradshaw hits the Clothesline From Hell and gets the victory.
Winner: Bradshaw
We're shown Lita's autograph signing at WWF NY yesterday.
WWF Slam Of The Week are the events involving the women on Raw including the Twist Of Fate on Stacy.
Enter Torrie Wilson accompanied by Stacy Keibler. Both Nick Patrick and Earl Hebner are in the ring.
Here comes Trish Stratus accompanied by Lita.
Arm Wrestling Match
Trish Stratus vs. Torrie Wilson
Torrie pulls away at the first attempt. Trish dares her. Earl says go. Trish with the advantage now. Torrie with the advantage. Trish with the advantage. Torrie with the advantage. Trish with the advantage. Torrie with the advantage. Trish with the advantage. Patrick with a cheap shot to Hebner. Lita attends to Hebner. Stacy pulls Torrie's hand down for the win. Nick Patrick rings the bell.
Winner: Torrie Wilson
Lita spears Stacy. Trish rams Torrie in the corner. Hebner knocks down Patrick and stomps him down. Lita punches Stacy on the ground. Trish with shoulder blocks to Torrie's gut. Lita and Trish restrain Hebner. Patrick gets back up. Trish punches him. Lita punches him. Hebner punches him and Patrick rolls out of the ring.
Vince is in the back with Austin and Debra. Vince is talking on the cell phone and is really happy. He says that tonight is a night to celebrate. Austin hasn't had his match yet, but he was just informed his divorce proceedings have been put on hold. Vince says this is still a night to celebrate and he has just the thing. Vince says not to go anywhere and he leaves the dressing room.
Hardcore Smack of the Night is Rob Van Dam interfering in the match between the Hardy Boyz and the Dudley Boyz on Raw.
Enter Jeff Hardy.
Yo you dealin with the X-Factor. Here comes X-Pac. Referee is Charles Robinson.
Here comes Billy Kidman. Kidman stops on the ramp.
Enter Rob Van Dam.
Jeff Hardy and X-Pac vs. Billy Kidman and Rob Van Dam
Kidman and Jeff start off. Hammerlock by Kidman. Jeff with a snap mare. Jeff with a leap frog. Kidman jumps over Jeff. Jeff with kicks. Jeff jumps over Kidman in the corner and drop kicks his back. Kidman with a big power bomb. Tag to RVD. Kidman with a bow and arrow. RVD with a leg drop off the top rope. RVD with kicks and a shoulder blocks. RVD with a back flip and another shoulder block. RVD throws Jeff into the other corner. RVD rolls and attempts a monkey flip. Jeff perches RVD on the top and hits a top rope hurricanrana. Cover. 2 count. Tag to X-Pac. X-Pac with a spin kick. Cover. 2 count. X-Pac with a reverse chin lock. RVD is up. RVD with elbows. X-Pac knocks down RVD. X-Pac attempts a hip toss. RVD with a monkey flip. RVD ducks a clothesline and hits a spinning heel kick. RVD with an arm wringer. RVD with martial arts kicks and a big spin kick. RVD with a roll and a centon bomb. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Kidman. Kidman with a snap mare and a kick to the back. X-Pac catches Kidman and powerbombs him. Tag to Jeff. Jeff ducks a clothesline from Kidman and knocks down RVD. Jeff with a leg drop across the legs of Kidman. Jeff with a jaw breaker to RVD. X-Pac knocks Kidman into the corner. X-Pac gets down on all fours and tells Jeff to do a Poetry in Motion. Poetry in Motion on Kidman. X-Pac jumps on Jeff and hits the Bronco Buster. RVD is knock down by Jeff in the other corner. X-Pac hits the X-Factor on Kidman. Cover. Ref won't count because X-Pac isn't legal. Jeff goes up top. Kidman rolls out of the way of the Swanton. RVD with a five star frog splash. Cover. X-Pac breaks it up. X-Pac tries the X-Factor on RVD. RVD goes down with a split and uppercuts X-Pac. Kidman hits the Kid Krusher on X-Pac and gets the cover.
Winners: Billy Kidman and Rob Van Dam
Vince comes back into the dressing room with a guitar. He says this calls for a celebration. It's a tv theme called Welcome Back, Kotter. This will be in the team of Welcome Back Stone Cold. Austin just covers his face up. Vince asks what he thinks. Austin says the guitar is out of tune. Austin says he's not bad compared to him. Austin tunes the guitar a bit. Austin smashes the guitar over Vince's head. Austin and Debra leave.
We're shown WWF NY.
We're shown a recap of last week's Tough Enough.
Shane, Stephanie, and Heyman are giving a pep talk to Team WCW. Shane says that Booker T and Rhyno need to make a statement tonight. Stephanie says that they will play dirty tonight. Heyman says this is only the beginning. He asks for a hell yeah and they all give a hell yeah.
Vince is in the back getting ice on his forehead. He says he's a bit light headed, but he feels good. Kurt Angle walks in and asks if he's okay after what happened. Vince says he's good. Kurt asks if he's sure. Vince says he's actually really good. Kurt says ok and leaves. Vince says he's really good.
We're shown the recap of this past Raw and last week's Smackdown from the beginning of the show.
Yes yes yes. No no no. Yes yes yes. No No No. Here comes Booker T accompanied by Shane to the ring.
Enter Rhyno along with Paul Heyman and Stephanie.
Medal hits and Kurt Angle comes to the ring. Kurt charges the ring.
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle vs. Booker T and Rhyno
Rhyno Gores Kurt. Booker T and Rhyno stomp down Kurt in the corner. Glass breaks and out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin charges the ring. Austin knocks down Rhyno and Booker T. Austin throws Booker T over the top. Austin stomps a mudhole in Rhyno. Booker T comes back in. Austin delivers the Stone Cold Stunner to Booker T. Austin delivers the Stunner to Rhyno. DDP appears on the Oval tron and says that he's got something of his. It's blonde, but it's not Sara. Austin runs out to get Debra back. Kurt, Booker T, and Rhyno are down in the ring. Undertaker enters the back and hits DDP with a right hand. Taker gets ambushed. Kane, Jericho, and APA show up and get ambushed. Back in the ring. Kurt locks the ankle lock on Booker T. The Dudleyz run down. Kurt knocks both of them down. Rhyno Gores Kurt. D-Von brings a table in the ring. 3D to Kurt through the table. Shane, Stephanie, Heyman, Booker T, Rhyno, and the Dudleyz raise each other's arms.
Winners: No Contest
End of show