Oompa 2 Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while,
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile,
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong,
Chewing and chewing all day long,
The way that a cow does,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
Given good manners you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.

Oompa 3 Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
Who do you blame when your kid is a, BRAT,
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese, cat,
Blaming the kids is a lie and a, shame,
You know exactly who's, to, blame,
The mother and the father,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not spoiled then you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.

Oompa 4 Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
I've got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me,
What do you get from a glut of TV,
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three,
Why don't you try simply reading a book,
Or could you just not bear to look,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no,
You'll get no commercials,
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not greedy you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the, Oompa, Oompa Loompa doompadee do.