OK Listen UP
This is not an indie, emo, punk or rock zine. This is just a zine. The
Greatest Zine in the World, but still, just a zine.
So you want to add something to the zine?
Well
first off we need your essays from 3rd grade to be evaluated as your
writing samples then if choosen to be a contestant, you will be subjected
to random beatings until we make our decision.