And there was this one time, when I was like, all bored and stuff, and then I thought, "Yeah, that's all the time." You know, I frequently harbour internal complaints against personal pages that contain next to nothing. Surf on, and drown in the hypocrisy. Downwards and towards your left, you will see a few links. If you like fake lawn geese, or any other tacky lawn decor, for that matter, fuck off. If you like Level 4 Hot Agents such as Ebola and Marburg, rock on. And if you're a fan of hedgehogs, well, I love you. What's your name?
