I try to give people a good chance not to piss me off but sometimes they go too far. Anyone ever try to set you up with someone? Well so far, I'd only gotten idle threats, but my mother finally followed through. So I'm in the car the other day going through everyway this guy could have changed since I'd seen him last, you know, third eye, hunchback, bad hair. Normal things. It's just that when the people I know treat me this way, there's always reason to be suspicious.
Then we pull into the church parking lot (yes, I met him at the CHURCH.) and, I realized, dude, this dude's not so bad. He's cute. And, well, that's where I lost it. I started doing those stupid girly things like hiding in bathroom stalls. I'm so freakin' typical. Somehow we got into a conversation, and, well, did you ever start telling someone about yourself and suddenly realize how boring you are? I mean, I think of all the things I know about myself, and suddenly the fact that I owned a Barbie villiage complete with a Ken pimpmobile limo and swimming pool when I was seven doesn't really cut it as a conversation topic with the guy in front of me. He's sitting there telling me about how he's got his whole life planned out and I admire that, but I'm like WHOA, nope, I don't even come close to being intersting to him. So naturally, I made a list. Of all the things I've never done that make me the most boring human on earth. I'm sure he would agree.