Ok, I know you're all DYING to know everything that I absolutely CAN'T STAND...no, really, I'm serious. But first, let's just say you're the person who invented coffee, and I say "Wow! Coffee really sucks." and you get all mad and want to sue me, well don't because for one, I can't handle the emotional stress, and two, I really don't give a freak what you think, this is my page.
- Self-help tapes
- Synchronized swimming
- The people on Road Rules & Real World who bitch about every little thing that goes wrong.
- The Olsen twins
- Everything about P.M.S.
- When you go into a store to get, oh lets say, size "9" jeans and after looking for a half hour to find the ONLY pair of size nines at the back of the shelf on the very bottom of a stack of 20 pairs of jeans that are now unfolded and scattered for a three foot radius around you and the shelf, you walk past the saleslady's glare and try them on just to find out they feel like a size four and you start to feel sorry for the girl who actually wears a 4 and tries the size 4's on to find that they feel like 2's and SHE leaves feeling fat, but no fatter than you feel because you couldn't wear the 9. Hmmm...
- Satan. I know he has his own personal fan club, but he still sucks.
- fat guys in speedos/wrinkly women in bikinis
- Rabid monkeys
- The day I learned the truth about Santa Claus
- People who wake up at 5 a.m. for no reason at all
- Jocks, Preps, cheerleaders, really peppy people and really depressing people.