My Favorite Things

Why am I So Boring?

I've never played paintball

I've never driven a car

I've never been pheasant hunting in Kansas

I've never smoked

I've never been trashed

I've never been to California

I've never done anything REALLY horrible

I've never toilet papered anyone's house

I hardly ever leave Ohio

I've never been to a GOOD party

I've never driven a car

So those are a FEW things that make me so totally boring. There are more, I just don't want to admit what they are.