"The People's Pervert Has Spoken" (sTd's commentary)

2/17/00- First and foremost, Mercinarie... you might have got the "1...2...3" on me, but I am not the one who left the arena hobbling like they just got a pineapple stuck in there ass (??? hmmmm.. pineapple and ass). Anyways, it is a proven fact that moi, is well overdue for a title shot, so JOBBER beware, cause your girlfriend's thumb won't be the only thing stuck in your ass, but it will soon be Mr.Foot and Mr.Fist (along with something else) courtesy of the Deviant. Ohhh, i get wet just thinking about that cold steel around this well trimmed and oh so sexy waist, but I am scared about the disease the belt was infected with, after it was been around your fat, ripply, out of shape acne covered "waist". But it is still worth it. Seconly, Nick Cutter... face it YOU SUCK AT WRESTLING AS MUCH AS YOU SUCK COCK(not like its a bad thing)!! i mean, you saw "The Mexican completely destroy you last show, GIVE UP!!! The world can never have to many peep show custodians. Third, Prik. You run your mouth about how Hutter's Magnificant is a hole???? Damnit, I'll show you a hole, and not a hole from my snuff film collection, but a real hole... like one you see the Jobber digging his fingers in. (cue mental image). And finally, Sadam Insane.. i know we have had our past, and you lye about ass raping, but DEBUT SO I CAN KILL YOU! Until i "BUST" out some words later, "LOOSEN UP!".......................... 2/5/00- Your true champ of S&M is back. Now let moi get a few things off my greasy chest. First and for most, NO!!! i don't sell my used condoms to support a kiddie porn habit, so whoever started these rumors, please stop! Second, i hear these Nick Cutter chants about him "sucking dick." Well, these are true. He has tried to put "game" on yours truly many a time, but as you know, The Devaint doesn't enjoy oral sex from talentless greasy slobs (suprisingly true). Also, The Deviant might be able to stomach alot of disturbing sexual acts, but one makes even me sick. That is what Chris the Jobber and his girlfriend do at the local highschool highway, as myself and prikk watched in horror this morning. Anywho, i guess that is all for the Deviant's commentary today, look for a few special tricks for the Devaint's opponent on 2/5, till then... Avoir mon amis. sTd