Prik's online Commentary
2/17/00 - Ok, here's the deal. I know it's been only 4 days since I've updated, but it is Hardcore Thursday, so what the f*ck. Ok, the "Hardcore Icon" has to make comments on the the "hardcore loser" A-Poc. A-Poc is SO softcore, when The Blow Jobber went to hit him with a peice of cardboard, he put his arms up, to protect his pretty little face. P*ssy! And another thing, Has anyone noticed watching A-Poc move in matches is quite reminiscant of a slug moving to and fro. "Errrrrrr, I'm A-Poc, I'm gonna injure myself in a match with the one person uglier than I am, Perry Greene. Errrrrrr". Homo. I've never needed, you, Blasts' and my winning streak proves that. Anyways. So, I gotta set foot in a new dump, Hutter's Backyard? Well, can't be worse than the EBW Arena. So, anyone else know who the new member of EBW is? It's an old enemy of mine, from the WWF. You'll see. Hey P.G., where's my title shot? I expect to make you bleed on Monday. As for that little homosexual mod squad you call Twisted, the Posse will take care of them. I heard they're not all too happy with you anyway. Ohhhhhhh, poor P.G. Homo. Ahhhhhhh, yes on to the Sexual Deviant. I like your style, brotha. You took out the Mercinary with relative ease. Homo. But you're still a good wrestler. Well, I have matters to attend to, so eat me. Prik "I'm straight and you're not" Levy. You all suck. That's just the deal.............................................................2/13/00 - So here's the Deal. I've had enough of everyone's "ohhhhhh, you got a losing streak. You haven't won a match since September." Well F*ck YOU! I believe that Blast Radius' and my performances spoke for themselves. It felt just like the old days: Blast slacking off, while I do all the work. Me, winning the match. All that was missing was A-Poc, and not too missed. Oh, yeah, for all the people who said Blast was out for good, or he would never allign himself with me again- S*CK ME OFF SH*THEADS! Blast and I are a unit-and we destroyed Slayer and P.G. one week ago. Oh yeah, for all you Prik fans, I got another singles title shot coming to me again in the near future. I guess the unknown chairman of EBW likes me or something. So, have all you homos and hoars been to A-Poc's web site? LOL, that's a joke. The best of A-Poc in hardcore matches? HAHA, I didn't know such a thing existed for 2 minutes, let alone 2 hours! My little slut of a sister had something disturbing to say. She told me that Perry Greene, my mortal enemy (it seems I have a lot of them) was a cutie! LOL, that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard! Not only is he shorter and stumpier than the Jobber's d*ck, not only does his stench bring tears to my eyes (I haven't vomites so much since I had to touch Nick Cutter), He is a TERRIBLE wrestler on all fronts-he can't do moves, his idea of a bump is what him and Bobfather do when they are alone, and you don't even want to hear his idea of hardcore! ( I believe it had something to do with the Deviant and a bowl of jelly. Ughhh.) When he smiles at me with those f'ed up teeth, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal. So this goes out to all the P.G. fans- S*ck my d*ck, you mother f*cking d*ckheads, who guzzle c*m and lick the sweat off n*ts for money! I really hate Perry Greene. Oh, you really want to laugh-watch Arctic Anarchy II, and watch Slayer weild that shovel! What a pu*sy! The Jobber has more power when he's s*ckin' off the Deviant (no offence Deviant). By the way, someone get Nick Cutter an angle-oh wait, never mind. Well, not only has this been your pleasure, it was your honor to read this, typed by the God Prik himself. You all suck, you loathsome sluts, rotting away your lives with baleful habits, it is so perplexing why you don't examine your inner self it makes me sick. Why don't you all go party like a bunch of uncivilized animals, smoke your weed, drink your intoxicating alcohol because you're too weak to handle reality, and die alone in a ditch unneccesarly, you EBW fan. This has been rated FU! That's the Deal........................................................1/25/99 - Okay, here's the deal. This first online commentary is gonna be short, sweet and to the point (the oppisite of me). Anyway, here's the deal, as I see it. Many of you little bastards out there keep on asking me how I got back into EBW. Well, let's just say after I lost, I did leave town. But, I came back, just to spite all you little @$$h*le$!!!!!!! Let's just say that the new EBW chairman likes me, and gave me a good contract. Many of you have tried to guess who that mystery chairman is, but you are all wrong! (retards). N-E-Way, here's the deal on the Posse. Blast Radius is NOT retired, he will be back by April. On the other hand, the useless sloth, A-Poc is out of EBW for an undetermined ammount of time. Oh well, no one's loss. By the way, Mercinarie, just because you're on the MIA list, don't think you're off my revenge list! But, of course, all are behind Perry Greene. The way you and that Twisted walk around makes me truly sick. And if those f'ing Mexicans keep on showing up, I'll personally kill them! Oh well, I'm outta here. Remember, Posse for life! You all suck.