Exclusive interview with Prik 8/14/99
This is an exclusive interview with former EBW champion, Prik. This interview is exclusive and copyrighted, so don't use this anywhere else. *The views and opinions expressed here are not necessarly those of EBW's or this interviewer.*
- EBW: Thank you for this interview, Prik. I know-
- P: I don't care what you don't know, if I cared, I'd be here all day, listening to your ignorance. So quit kissing my ass, and do the damn interview!
- EBW: Sorry. Now Prik, how did you get into wrestling?
- P: Well, my ex-friend Apocalypse and myself were both scouted by ECW. Slayer, too. We have all been fighting each other since we were in school, so we decided to get paid for it.
- EBW: So, you were never formerly trained?
- P: Na, I just know how to hurt people with weapons, is all.
- EBW: Now, there are a lot of people saying you didn't deserve to be the 3-time EBW champ. How do you feel about that?
- P: Well, it makes me sick to my stomach. People just don't understand me. They assume I'm an asshole just because I get a little assistance once in a while. If Mercinarie cheats, does he get booed out of the arena? Of course not, because the EBW fans are mindless sheep FORCED to applaud certain people. It's not my fault. You made me. You made me with your baleful scorns and loathsome propaganda. I am a hero!
- EBW: So, you don't care for the fans?
- P: You damn right I don't.
- EBW: So, Prik, where do you see yourself in 4 weeks?
- P: Well, I may need surgery on my left knee. But, God willing, I will be in the title seen in the near future.
- EBW: Now Prik, you are all calm and nice now, why are you such a different man in the ring?
- P: Well, every age needs a great hero, so I just try to be a "Good Guy" on TV. But, the fans decide who the real good guys and bad guys are in the end. I just try to do my part.
- EBW: Maybe the fans don't like you because of your stealing, lying, and cheating?
- P: Well, I am the 3-time EBW champion, so I gotta be doin' something right.
- EBW: You are apposed to technical wrestling. Why?
- P: As I have stated before: it's just not as effective!!! Hardcore deathmatches are better than WCW!!!
- EBW: Well, can't argue there.
- P: I'm trying to help people like the Mercinarie, and Chris. They are missguided souls who prefer suplexes over weapons. A chairshot is harder to take than a DDT.
- EBW: Well you are a former champion......
- P: And for example, when Ifought the Jobber, I beat him 21 times in a row, because I know how to use weapons!!!
- EBW: In closing, any final words?
- P: Yes actually. Rob Rage, brother you are gonna PAY in blood for losing my title. And as for you Slayer, I am going to destroy you at the next TV taping. I want my God damned title back, and I'll do ANYTHING!!! ..........Thank you for this time.........
Prik's Career Highlights:
- First World Title ( over Yo Mama Mohomad) at the EBW Arena4/27/99
- World Title win (handed to him after champ got injured) at the J.Jonnah Palace 5/14/99
- Title Win (over Mercinarie) at the EBW Arena 8/5/99
- First Inner City Title (over El Bueno) at the EBW Arena
- Inner City Title win (handed to him after Merc. won World belt) 7/19/99 at the EBW Arena
- Beat Rob Rage in a deathmath in July of 1999.
- Defeated A-Poc in a deathmatch in July.
- Beat Mercinarie 2 out of 3 times, winning that fued.
- Assembling the Posse.
- And defeating the ex-Jobber Chris 21 times in a row.