Exclusive interview with Chris on 8/15/99
This exclusive interview was taken on 8/15, at a local video game store in Willoughby OH. This is copyrighted material, so don't use this anywhere else.
- EBW: Thank you for your time Jobber-uh, I mean Chris. Sorry. So, how did you start wrestling?
- C: I told you my name is not Jobber. It's Chris. Secondly, I just watched it on TV, and contacted my friend Prik.
- EBW: So, in the you, Prik and Apocalypse were all friends? What happened?
- C:A-poc is fat and lazy. I was never friends with A-poc.
- EBW: So, you don't care for A-Poc, huh?
- C: No. If I ever put up with his shit I'd have Nick Cutter shoot me.
- EBW: How do you feel about Prik?
- C: Prik can be a nice guy. In fact were all trying to be good guys, but the fans can't judge characters for shit. But, back to Prik. But then ocassionally he is a bastard.
- EBW: How did it feel to win your first match at Rumble in the Jungle?
- C: I didn't win. Prik won. But it still felt pretty damn good.
- EBW: How well do you get along with the rest of EBW wrestlers?
- C: I hate everyone of those mother f*kers and they hate me.
- EBW: Is what we see on camera you, or an act? We know, like Prik, he really is a bastard. And Rob Rage isn't an actor. Is Chris an act?
- C: What kind of question is that. I'll humor you. Of course not. What you see is real.
- EBW: What do you think of the Lightweight title being taken away from you?
- C: I refuse to answer that as the answer should be common sense.
- EBW: What do you see 4 weeks from now?
- C: I don't know.
- EBW: Are you a homosexual, or was Prik just lying, as always?
- C: What the f*ck do you think? If you trust his opinion than you're stupider than I am. No.
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- EBW: Thank you again for the time, any final words?
- (Chris walked away at this time)