Interview with "The Sexual Deviant"

This is an exclusive interview with EBW newcomer "The Sexual Deviant." This interview is exclusive and copyrighted, so don't use this anywhere else. *The views and opinions expressed here are not necessarly those of EBW's or this interviewer.* EBW: On behalf of the EBW, I'd like to welcome you to our fine wrestling federation. STD: Why thankyou, cupcake. EBW: Ummm, so you are a five time DGW champion, what provoked you to leave their federation? STD: Well, actually it was just lack of competition. After I castrated and emasculated most of my opponets, the competition was slim to none, and a deviant as my self needs a challenge, and a large tub of vasoline. EBW: Well, you come to the ring with a thing called "The Expantionator", where did you get the idea for this. STD: Oh, now thats a sory and a half. Once, my mom had to give me an enema. I loved the feeling of a warm liquid shooting up my anal crevice so much that, well, i just got hooked. After years of playing with carrots and TV remote contollers, i guess my anus was just to loose for any normal man-made dildo, so I spent months creating my own, more powerful dildo. I guess I bring it to the ring just to let my opponents enjoy it as much as I do. EBW: Well, ummm.... intresting. STD: Oh you want inresting? Well that reminds me of the time I was in Burma and given oral sex by a bunch of fellators and fellatrix's alike. I must tell you, the ancupucture those Burman's can do is.... EBW: I'm sorry but thats enough, back to wrestling. What are your thoughts on your current winning streak. STD: Another funny story is like the time when I made my first visit to a San Francisco Bath House, now your tellin me those guys don't know how to use the withdrawal method..... EBW: Please, thats enough. STD: Oh, my apology. EBW: It's okay, now.... STD: Do you like movies with Gladiator's? EBW: WHA..... STD: I'm sorry, I meant, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? EBW: Okay, this interview is ov..... STD: Do you know the proper name for the vein on a male erection. EBW: Good God, you sre a sick excuse for a human.... STD: Now tell me, is this a sign of Gohnerria? EBW: Goodbye! STD: I guess he didn't want to test out my new cock vices, ohwell. Guess I'll talk to that Jobber Guy.