Brian I. Report

8/11/00 - Well, I got over my illness that infected me for 6 months, so I can type now! I am shocked and chagrinned by the actions of our former number one man, P.G. What he did was decietful and dishonest. He should be shot. The part I don't get is that he and Prik had the longest, most violent fued EVER in WXW history (actually EBW) , then a week later, they're the best of friends. Oh well, I hope the Tres Diablos are happy, because EBW will prosper in this war. Rob Rage the heavyweight champion of WXW, and the first one at that. I think it's great he finally got a title, he's the hardest workin' s.o.b. It's good to see all the EBW roster uniting in a way to stop the Diablos takeover. I mean, there's still competition, but it's all friendly rivalries, they have a common hatred, Tres Diablos. Well, WXW fans, I must be going, see you every Weds. at the shows. Be strong.............................................................................2/09/00 - So, what's new? Nick Cutter had the worst match in EBW history. Perry Greene has had the title for about 4 months. That's a new record. The Sexual Deviant's winning stresk is ended. Prik knew he could never defeat P.G., so he brought back the Radius. And it worked-P.G. has lost a main event match. What if that had been a single's title match? No one knows. Who is that mysterious wrestler who sent that disturbing note to the offices? No one knows, but he is from the old WWF. Some other superstars who got their start there were: Rob Rage, as Gravedigger, Prik, as Monk the Magnifficant, and Infliction(Max Pain) as Dr. Death. His brother is the Doctor. Chris is apparantly banned from all social EBW events, as well as the locker room, after repeated homosexual attempts on sTd, Mercinary, and Bobfather. The Bobfather liked it. A lot. Psycho, the HarDCore champ will be returning soon fron the Funny Farm. Oh well, until next time, EB f'n W!!!!!!!......................................................1/21/99 - Well, this has been one f'ed up week! Ok, let's see here. Prik leaves EBW, then comes back only to come back and loose ANOTHER loser leaves town match to P.G. He claims loophole in contract, then looses AGAIN! He is in EBW permanently now, by order of an invisible chairman. So, Prik is still in EBW. A-Poc is another story. We all know he is one tough S.O.B., but a broken hand AND a fractured leg is too much for one beast to handle. In other news, Prik will be granted ANOTHER title shot in the near future. The Tag titles are now in Question, as A-Poc is out for a while, and Prik has come and gone and come again. Man, it seems like Extreme Backyard Wrsetling is falling apart....................................................................11/27/99 - Well, here we are on the verge of a new millenium (well, not technically) but anyway, I've got some issues to adress here. First off, on the latest rumor to hit the net. Apparantly, the EBW chairman, Jack Mereel has made a ruling on the recent events, or lack thereof that have transpired. In theory, when EBW resumes(in March, or so) all the titles will be vacant, and a few tournaments will take place to determine a winner for each title. Well, this rumor is TRUE!!!!!!! Believe it or not, right now, there is no champions in EBW. Jack felt that it would be best if EBW started from scratch, and had no rememberance of Prik holding the title, or other wrestlers complaining on favoratism, or A-Poc taking a bite of disrespect out of the EBW World Title. We are starting from scratch, from now on, no more handing out titles, or having wrestlers delegate champions if the champ is absent. So, come March or April, we will have a new champion, of all types. It is such a common occurance in promotions today, so EBW will continue the trend, as we welcome actual acting comisioners to the ring. On another note, I send my best to Blast Radius, as I feel he will be retiring. As for Prik returning, this is a crazy rumor. Well, I may update sometime later, but prob. not till March. Later, and happy New Year..................................................................11/10/99 - Well, let's get to the point-the former 3-time champion, and a mockery of a wrestler Prik is gone from EBW. Is this good or bad? It is GREAT! This is a new dawning for EBW. Imagine-no more vulger interviews, interupting match and other's mic time. No more upside down titles, mocking this federation. No more lost souls flocking to this baleful man for soless, by that, I mean no more Posse ruling EBW. Chris, his FORMER slave is now again on his own. A-Poc is out his only ally. The Mercinary can no longer be held back. We don't have to watch Slayeer and Prik at each other EVERY week. The midcarders like Pimp Daddy, Nick Cutter, and Psycho will finally get title shots they deserve. This selfish man is finally gone from EBW. Too bad the scars are still there. Sure, he has held every title in EBW, more than once-but not by his talent. By his brain washies, the Posse. Now, they can do their own thing..... Well, speaking of this big news, I recently spoke to Blast Radius on his opinions. His interview will be posted in about a week. Anyone see El Insano? He doesn't understand a word of English! How about the new talent, Hobo man, and Doctor? Well, see ya!..............................................................9/25/99Well, here it is, Sunday morning. The big news is that EBW is having it's BIGGEST TV taping on Oct. 4, come hell or high water. It will be awesome!!!!!! Well, it appears that Chris will finally be back on EBW television(as if anyone cares). Also, another big EBW star will make a cameo as a "mystery opponent" to face the 6-way tag match winner, and new Champ. There are a LOT of crazy rumors going around, and I can tell you it's NOT Yo Mama Mohamad. It could be Maxx Payne, Exodus, or El Buritto. Then again, Blast Radius and Chris haven't been seen in a while, so you never know. Boy, that was a good TV taping on last Weds. A-Poc had the shortest title run in EBW history. Prik got the caning of a life-time(which he deserved), and we have a new I.C. champ. Perry Greene was also the shortest Inner City title holder ever. I can't believe A-Poc and Prik are the new tag champs! I thought Prik was FINALLY done, but no. He keeps on coming back! Will he retire already! His and Slayer's fued has been THE most brutal in EBW history. Boy, that 6-man battle royal will be awesome at the PPV. Anyone can win. I pick either Rage or Slayer. On a final note, the EBW pictures will be up SOON, FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! Oh well, I'll update soon. Later.............................. 9/13/99...... Well, here it is, Tuesday. Following up a great taping yesterday, there are a few news bites. The main one is Chris. Word in the back is that Chris has been let go by EBW. I'm not sure yet, but I'd bet the house on it. He isn't liked by wrestlers, and no showed a TV taping. Another News bite is the Mercinarie - the new I.C. Champ? Apparantly so. At a recent house show, Blast Radius was injured. So in retaliation, Prik handed it to his Posse buddy, Merc. Smart move, just look at Mercinarie's records. Well, in another Posse related incident, it appears A-Poc has reconciled with Prik. Now the Posse contains Blast Radius, A-Poc, Prik and the Mercinarie. That is not good for EBW. I hear EBW has granted Perry Greene a I.C. Title shot for next week. He's earned it. Also, I am quite impressed by Psycho. Rob Rage got what he deserved for turning on Mercinarie. Expect Merc. to get another title shot. On 2 final notes, check out Slayer's new Web Domain. Also, I hope to see Blast Radius back soon. Later, EBW heads.............................................. 9/3/99...... Well, it's a Saturday night, and I'm sitting here on my computer. Go figure. Oh well, here's all the recent news on EBW. It appears there is a little hostility between Prik and Blast Radius. It appears also, that Nick Cutter has undergone a change. What, I don't know yet. Bobfather has demanded another title shot. This is humorous after Slayer destroyed him. In another funny note, A-Poc also thinks he deserves a world title. LOL! Also, don't be surprised if Perry Greene wins the title from Slayer at the next EBW show. I wouldn't. As EBW expands, so does this page. Rumors are that the pictures sec. may be up soon. Stay tuned. In one final news tidbit, it appears that the cruiserweight faction of EBW (meaning VJ, Chris, and Cutter) are trying to get the Lightweight title back. I hope they do. Well, this is good 'ol Brian I. signing off. Later!.........................................................8/20/99......Well, it's Friday night. In 2 days EBW has another TV taping. I hear that the Mercinarie may return. Also, we will hopefully see Blast Radius again. Anyone else catch that main event for Afternoon Honicide? It was INCREDIBLE! Even Prik gave it his all. But, Slayer came out on top. Rob Rage is now a member of this new "Corporate CFH". Personally, I think it's good for Rob to be with Slayer. They have so much in common. Anyone see Violent Jay? I can't believe he beat Prik! That's great, maybe Prik will now relize he needs to concentrate more. I can't believe Nick Cutter is the new Hardcore champ! What a crock. He is NOT hardcore. I thought that Chris was under probation? Oh well. I would like to congradulate Perry Greene for winning EBW Magazine's Wrestler of the month. I smell gold. (singles gold, that is.) Well, TGIF is on, so later!!!.................................................... 8/15/99......Well, it's Sunday afternoon, and this reporter is already preparing for the 8/18 TV taping. It should be a fantastic show, seeing as how everyone is happy. Now that the tyrant Prik isn't the Champion anymore, moral is at an all time high. Not that people like Slayer in any way, but with Slayer as champ, more wrestlers will recieve title shots. I recently heard a rumor that the jobber, Chris is on probation, and not allowed to wrestle. This is only a rumor though. Anyone catch the battle royal after Not Legal? That was impressive......Word around the lockeroom is that Rob Rage will be removed from Prik's Posse officially. Another rumor floating around back is that The Mercinarie will be back in action on 8/18. Also, A-Poc, Blast Radius, Prik, Lucifer, and the new Champion, Slayer will all be there. Speaking of Lucifer, I had an opprotunity to chat with him on 8/13. He meantioned his distain for Slayer screwing him out of a title reign. It should be neat to see the CFH argue, they were always so close. Yet another rumor going around is that Prik will either retire, or reform the origional Posse, with Apocalypse. Now, I know he has 2 years left on his contract, so unfortunately he is not leaving. As for him and A-Poc, you never know...... They used to be best friends, so I wouldn't doubt it. I recently talked to the I.C. champion, Blast Radius. I meantioned how he and Prik have never fought each other. He replied" Well, everyone wants to see it, and Blast may deliver sooner than expected. After all, I am the pretties man in EBW history". Take that as you will. On a final note, this reporter would like to meantion how cool it is to have a hardcore title. I know everyone in EBW is hardcore, but this is the only belt that requires to win a Deathmatch style victory. Awesome!!! Well, EBW maniacs, l8r....................................................................................... 8/11/99...... Well, what a PPV it was!!! We have (finally) a deserving champion on our hands. The IWA finally caught a break, and my main man A-Poc finally got a title. Some good news for EBW fans around Mentor OH, it seems the EBW superstars Prik, Apocalypse, and the EBW Champion will be at Great Lakes Mall TODAY!!! FREE AUTOGRAPHS!!! Now, back to the PPV. I would like to send my condolences to J-Roccs family... He was a ......wrestler. Oh yeah, about Brian I.'s pattened BBQ sauce. I've almost got a deal, so keep your eyes open. At Not Legal, was anyone else impressed with newcomer Violent J? I sure was. Boy, Ican't believe Prik retired the Lightweight Title. Anyone see Merc.? After he lost to Prik, I heard he went to Alaska or something, but that was a rumor. We whitnessed another El Insano sighting during the main event yesterday. Well, Slayer is now the EBW Champ...Great!!! Whether you like him or not, Slayer is a better wrestler than Prik. But then again, an empty can of Pepsi One is a better wrestler than Prik. On a final note, does anyone eles think Blast Radius deserves a World Title shot??? E-Mail me with comments and sugguestions at: Vegeta0077@aol.com. Brian I. will be updating this page every three days, starting: 8/15/99. Well EBW-coholics, I'll see you on the other side......Brian I............................................................................................................. 8/9/99...... Well, tomorrow we have another PPV. Should be a good one, and it should be interesting to see the repercussions from the last TV taping. Apocalypse is expected to finally get a deserved title shot. The Mercinarie is also expected to tear Blast Radius a new one, if Merc. shows up. He is still VERY upset at the betrayl of his once ally Rob Rage. Slayer is also expected to do take action against Prik and the Posse, because of Blast Radius. It'll be interesting to see how long this new Posse lasts, seeing as the most recent collaboration lasted only one week, after the Jobber paid off The CFH. Also in action at the PPV should be the IWA in their first PPV for EBW. These are all just rumors folks, so don't expect everything to happen that I just stated. Also, expect to see pictures REAL soon on the EBW web site. Well, I'll update after the PPV, so l8r EBW-Maniacs. Brian I.....