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HAMBURGER HELPER awareness week

The 5th Annual Celebration is coming soon!
March 16-22, 2003

"Make A Real Good, Feel Good Meal!"



We DREAD a beefless existence


Its a dark and stormy evening. Mom had a long hard day at work and she is not even looking forward to going home. Why? Because she knows the first thing she'll hear when she gets in the door will be, "What's for dinner?!?!" She can almost hear those obnoxious little brats whining and complaining, smell the cheap wiskey on her ungrateful husbands breath, and taste the bitter agony that is her life. Suddenly, a billboard along the road sheds new light upon the bleakness of her existence. Its a Hamuberger Helper advertisement. "What a great idea!" Mom says. She stops by the store on her way home to purchase that little box of powder and noodles with the gloved cartoon character adorning the cover. To the clerk scanning the item, its just another product, but to Mom, its a new age form of beef salvation. Heck, it may be wrong to consider it as such, but for this woman, it will get her to tomorrow.

Does this sound like your life? Probably not. That's a good thing too, because Hamburger Helper IS just some product. It can't save your life, bring you happiness, salvation, or even provide you with all the essential vitamins and minerals the government says you need. BUT, it does exist regardless, and you should at least know a little bit about it, if only to humor us at the Institute for Beef Related Product Awareness Corp., Ltd.




WHY be aware?


Why worry about Hamburger Helper? Who cares if it makes a great meal? What is awareness week about? Well, it all starts here. Hamburger Helper is more than a meal. Its a legacy. It started long ago, we may never know exactly when, but with a little bit of hard work, Betty Crocker came up with a great solution to our fast-paced lives. Awareness week is to get you interested in what you shove into your pie hole. Wouldn't you like to know what its about? Every morsel has a story. Like I said, its not just a great meal, its a legacy!




makes a GREAT MEAL


Hamburger Helper has come a long way, with 36 flavors, and two sister mixes (Chicken Helper and Tuna Helper). It comes from a proud company, and has created a cultural icon who celebrates it's existance. Hamburger Helper is, on many levels, an entree.
  • Bacon Cheeseburger
  • Beef Pasta
  • Beef Romanoff
  • Beef Taco
  • Cheddar Cheese Melt
  • Cheddar N Bacon
  • Cheddar Spirals
  • Cheeseburger Macaroni
  • Cheesy Hashbrowns
  • Cheesy Italian
  • Cheesy Shells
  • Chili Macaroni
  • Creamy Stroganoff
  • Double Cheese Pizza
  • Fettuccine Alfredo
  • Four Cheese Lasagne
  • Homestyle Beef Stew
  • Homestyle Vegetable Beef Soup
  • Italian Herb
  • Italian Parmesan
  • Lasagne
  • Meatloaf
  • Nacho Cheese
  • Philly Cheesesteak
  • Pizza Pasta
  • Potato Augratin
  • Potato Stroganoff
  • Ravioli
  • Rice Oriental
  • Salisbury
  • Southwestern Beef
  • Spaghetti
  • Three Cheese
  • Wild Rice & Mushroom
  • Zesty Italian
  • Zesty Mexican



a CULTURAL icon

The creation of a quick solution to a busy life, Hamburger Helper, also brought about new life itself. The Hamburger Helper Glove was thankfully created. A great role model for any child, young or old. He starred in commercials that have run on our tv's for years. A great persona, character, and friend to us all. He reminds us that the solutions to our problems are out there. We just have to go out and get them.



a wondrous WEEK


During the 4th Annual Hamburger Helper Awareness Week, we will be rejoicing about the creation of Hamburger Helper. Eat it, taste it, breathe it, and enjoy it. It is a treat for all of us. Below is a list of the themed days celebrated last year. Look for new themed days for the 4th annual celebration when we remember a cherished friend that we grew up with.
  • Sunday -Beef Supremecy Day
  • Monday -One Glove Love Day
  • Tuesday -Ground Chuck Fest
  • Wednesday -Remembering Our Lesser Cousins (Tuna & Chicken Helper)
  • Thursday -Support Your Flavor Day
  • Friday -Eat Raw Beef Day
  • Saturday -Betty Crocker Day

Specially themed events will be going on throughout the 4th annual week, so please stop back and visit us then as we explore the life of a dear friend -Hamburger Helper. Also, special workshops will be held at the Institute of Beef Product Awareness Corp., Ltd.'s booth in Battery Park in New York City. Come to the booth and learn more about the week's activities. They will refer you to other Beef Zones throughout the city holding special events. Many speakers will be sharing on the importance of beef, including Mary Beth Moskawitz, Professor of Animal Studies at Weston University, and Shannon from TV's Temptation Island who will be speaking about her addiction to beef-free products and how she overcame it.




GET involved


If you've liked what you've seen here, get involved. Help spread the word that Hamburger Helper exists, that its here to stay, and that it tastes great. Try using some of our pre-made catch phrases to help promote its extravagance!
At a fancy dinner party, when eating a beef dish, casually comment that "This is almost as good as hamburger helper!"
When your family suggests going out to eat, simply say: "Why? We've got plenty of hamburger helper here, and it'll save you a buck!"
And the list goes on.... There's lots of ways to get people active in Hamburger Helper awareness, just make sure that Hamburger Helper gets into your vocabulary! If you're still dry of ideas, e-mail our Awareness Support Crew. We'll get you some info on how to continue the fight!

bigchiefdaddy65@hotmail.com -Adam; Your awareness week director.




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