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I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
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19 MARCH 2002
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When you find yourself the apparent victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness, or insecurities, remember things could be worse:
YOU COULD BE THEM!
Unfortunately I recently had to reformat my hard drive due to the presence of a very bad worm virus that was multiplying. I lost a ton of valuable data - including my ICQ phriends list and my e-mail address book. If you recently applied for one of my Prestigious Awards, please re-apply as I lost all my unanswered e-mails as well.
I apologize for this inconvenience, but it was much worse for me I assure you! I did get high-speed service installed though which greatly increased the speed at which I can operate on the net. I suggest everyone keep their virus definitions up to date and install some kind of firewall if you're on the net at all. Personally I use Norton Anti-Virus and Zone Alarm Pro.
At the Zone Labs site, you can download a free version of Zone Alarm! They also have a link to another free utility you can use to check your system's port accessibility. You will be surprised how vulnerable your system is to unauthorized access; and after you get a firewall up, you will be amazed how often you have been getting hit!
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, and sitting by desolate streams.
Arthur O'shaughnessy's "Ode"