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I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right. Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right. Right?

WARRANTY STATEMENT
Be it hereby known that this website, together with but not excluding all those certain parts thereunto such as content and graphics, shall be warrantied against all defects, failures, and malfunctions as shall occur between now and Thursday afternoon shortly before 3pm, at which time the Webmaster will, at no charge or inconvenience to the Visitor, refer the source code to our talented but lethargic Service People, who will ceremoniously emerge from their primieval caves and engage in ancient rituals designed to cleanse it of evil spirits for the following week. Unfortunately, this warranty cannot be extended to cover the hardware or software of the system on which it is viewed. No other warranties are expressed or implied.

When you find yourself the apparent victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness, or insecurities, remember things could be worse:
YOU COULD BE THEM!

IMPORTANT NOTICE
Unfortunately I recently had to reformat my hard drive due to the presence of a very bad worm virus that was multiplying. I lost a ton of valuable data - including my ICQ phriends list and my e-mail address book. If you recently applied for one of my Prestigious Awards, please re-apply as I lost all my unanswered e-mails as well.

I apologize for this inconvenience, but it was much worse for me I assure you! I did get high-speed service installed though which greatly increased the speed at which I can operate on the net. I suggest everyone keep their virus definitions up to date and install some kind of firewall if you're on the net at all. Personally I use Norton Anti-Virus and Zone Alarm Pro. PROTECT YOURSELF!

ZONE LABS SITE            NORTON WEBSITE

NOTE: At the Zone Labs site, you can download a free version of Zone Alarm! They also have a link to another free utility you can use to check your system's port accessibility. You will be surprised how vulnerable your system is to unauthorized access; and after you get a firewall up, you will be amazed how often you have been getting hit!

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Wandering by lone sea-breakers, and sitting by desolate streams.

Arthur O'shaughnessy's "Ode"

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