P.S.I hv my resources... you may recognize them somewhere...
Comebacks:
Witches, Costumes, Barbies, and Halloween:
P: My friends have a bet. They bet that you're not around here, but I just think you want a six-month head start on Halloween.
U: You're right, it's the Halloween thing. Now just lend me that mask you're wearing and it'll be the most hideous costume ever!
P: What, are you trying to be Barbie [Ken] or something?
U: You should know. You're acting like Ken [Barbie].
P: Halloween isn't until October, [girls, guys]
U: Then why are you acting like such a [witch, {insert guy subsitute}]?
Random Comeback to Any Insult:
Right. I am a total [geek, nerd, freak, dork, ditz, brat] *insert smirk here* Whatever.
Stop insulting yourself, [insert name of person you're talking to here].
*Ignore*
If whoever is talking keeps on talking, just say, "I'm busy, do you mind?"
Are You Smart?:
If the class genius points out you [got a C or D on the pop quiz, failed the final, are not in the honor roll] properly reply, "Why, how kind of you to notice," and say it like you don't really care!!!
U: Your hair is messed up.
P: Your brain is messed up.
U: At least I have one.
Random Acts of Unkindness:
It's funny, how a [guy, girl] like you can have such a tiny brain and still have a huge mouth.
