20. Order 25 tacos at the drive-thru, then just pull off.
19. Ask for ketchup with your nachos.
18. Ask if they accept Mexican money.
17. Tell them you want a taco, but tell them without the shell.
16. Scream "VIVA GORDITAS!" the whole time you are in there.
15. Order nachos; without cheese.
14. Ask if you can super size your taco.
13. Claim that you are the voice-over guy for that talking dog.
12. Order McTaco Nuggets.
11. Ask if you can push the buttons on the register.
10. Pretend like you can't hear them over the intercom, then peel out loudly.
9. Order a pepsi, then ask for mild sauce for your pepsi.
8. Bring in your own food and just sit at one of their tables.
7. Refuse to drink the "Mexican water".
6. Fill your own cup up, then dump it out. Repeat that.
5. Tell the guy you want a chicken fajita without chicken or sauce.
4. Ask if you can test a taco. Eat the whole thing.
3. Ask people outside Taco Bell's door if they know where the local Taco Bell is.
2. At the drive through speaker say, "I'd like 1.". And when they ask "1 what?", repeat "I'd like 1".
1. Demand to speak with that talking Chihuahua.
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