Monday, Nov. 15, 1999
 

This Entry Is Being Simulcast In Real Audio!

(That is to say, my lips are moving as I write it.)

 

     Well, it's been quite the day here at "Almost A Jester's Journal."
     Our mascot Announcer has taken a permanent leave of absence after succumbing to Server Adjustment Disorder.
     The rest of the staff has run off screaming into the GIF and JPG woods of the nearest graphics library after being asked to come up with yet one more cutesy background.
     Even the words which have been so compliant these last 195 entries as I twisted them into sentences no words have ever been twisted into before have suddenly organized themselves into a union with demands too ridiculous to believe.

     Bottom line:  This is my last entry.

     Gee, but it's been real swell, hasn't it?

     I mean, there were colors - there were bold ALL-CAPS!

     And best of all, no fruit was bruised in the making of this site!

     In the final analysis, that's really far more than I expected....

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Back To Read It All Again

Home To Poke Around In The Debris

Forward Into The Void, Perchance To Dream

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  (©1999 for the final time by Dan Birtcher -
and just as he was on the verge of getting the hang of it, too!)