20.  Flying Toaster is a very competitive room; a good place to train so you can whip the competition in other rooms.

19.  Tourette Syndrome

18.  True camaraderie among Flying Toaster regulars, and warm welcomes to "newbies."

17.  "No Age/Sex/Location Checks Please" sign posted in the Toaster (second slice wall.)

16.  toe fungus

15.  Hot Tub Parties!!!

14.  Bird-To-Human Influenza

13.  No more arguing over the remote control; you've lost all interest in television.

12.  Leprosy

11.  More than the average room's share of the letters C, P and V, not to mention S.

10.  Giardiasis (beaver fever)

 9.  The alternative:  Actually getting a life.

 8.  Chlamydia

 7.  Nobody minds if you play naked ... nobody.

 6.  Babesiosis (no idea what it means, but what a great name for a disease!)

 5.  Reupholstered lame sleeper sofa, lame carousel, and other interesting places (among them, directly above the jets in the Jacuzzi) to settle during those special times of oblivion.

 4.  Genital warts

 3.  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS, HUGS, HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 2.  Not so serious rectal problems (Click here)

 1.  Jennitis