1. You've ever sat through two or more green lights because the streetsigns got your brain in motion.  MAIN (st) "Making An Idiotic Noise."  FIRST (st) "Feeling Inseperable? Romance Seldom Temporary."

2. You get antsy waiting the minute and a half for the microwave to nuke your hot dog, yet you have the patience and concentration of a sentry soldier to stare at and wait for your acro room to have an opening.

3. All day long, you've had a song stuck in your head, and just can't place it-- Till you realize it's Acrophobia's background music.

4. You've ever muttered(or typed) the words: "I am a toaster."

5. You find you have to force yourself to keep your eyes on the road instead of making witty phrases out of the license plate in front of you.

6. You think you finally figured out what FD&C (yellow) means: Funky Dye & Coloring.

7. When you make it to FO, your hands physically begin to sweat, and your heart begins to race.

8. You found the movie "Face/Off" a total disappointment.  After all, it had NOTHING to do with Acrophobia.

9. You've ever said, "Okay, just one more round.  Then I've got to go," more than five times in a row.

10. Since discovering Acro, time has no meaning.  In fact, you can't pinpoint to the month when you started playing the game.

11. The acronym FTGT makes sense to you.

12. You belong to an acro clan.

13. More than two-thirds of your ICQ list is comprised of fellow Acrophobics.

14. You know who YUMMY is and what a HUGE SOTB is.

15. Your coworkers don't know the shameful reason behind those bags under your eyes--giving up sleep to play "just one more round."

16. When you don't show up to acro more for more than a couple of days, other players seriously worry that something horrible must have happened to you.